Buzzfeed, Boys, Black Magic

Buzzfeed, Boys, Black Magic

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Mariah Ragi By WaltTwitman Updated Jan 05

The year started out weird, but things really took a turn for the bizarre when we discovered the Buzzfeed quizzes were coming true.


Leela Pendurthi is dog-paddling toward adulthood.  

Armed with a useless BS in astrophysics and a pretty decent data plan, the recent college graduate's life might be in shambles, but at least she has plenty of time to browse dank memes. Her half-assed attempts to slay the chaos dragon (and catch the attention of a local, possibly-autistic podiatrist) have been going relatively smoothly (relatively is a key word, here), until her best friend Abby points out that every Buzzfeed quiz they've taken seems to actually do what its claim to do. Guess their names? Check. Tell them their favorite 1D songs? Yup. 

When it becomes apparent that they have a chance to glimpse into their futures, one asinine quiz at a time, Leela and Abby embark on a quest to do the impossible: find date-able boys in their Appalachian hometown. While Leela has her cap set on 'emotional stability' and a '401k' and 'dental', Buzzfeed appears to have an entirely different type of guy lined up for her next boyfriend, AND a one-month deadline to meet her soulmate.

But Buzzfeed won't be able to answer Leela's most pressing question: can she date and get dumped by a stoner in time to meet her soulmate in 3 weeks?

There's no way her soulmate is going to be a pothead, right?


*kinda for grown-ups. there's curse words and weed*

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JabaThePegasus JabaThePegasus Jul 21, 2017
You're not the only one who thought of the idea of Buzzfeed quizzes coming true! I really thought I was the only one who wondered that. I'm sure this book will be as cool as your other stories!!
Corea_Liebmann Corea_Liebmann Jul 19, 2017
I saw the word BuzzFeed appear in my notifications and I was immediately summoned 👀👀I'm certain that what this story will become will be as awesome as your other creations! ✨✨
iamthezodiac iamthezodiac Dec 30, 2018
This is a fear of mine (not this specifically). I just opened this for s & g's but this is legitimately making me anxious
mindyobusinessdavid mindyobusinessdavid Dec 11, 2018
All of my favorite foods in one paragraph. Coincidence? I think not
kfxinfinity kfxinfinity Oct 31, 2018
My main hobby is standing in front of the fridge and eating pickles out of the jar