Cliche(A parody)

Cliche(A parody)

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Caramel Mocha Swag 1998 By The_Akward_Silence Updated Nov 16, 2016

This is a parody of all those cliche stories that you absolutely LOVE.

#255 in Humor

VanicWolf VanicWolf 2 days ago
She hissed. SHE HISSED.
                              
                              
                              
                              ITS NOT HALLOWEEN STOP BEING A SNAKE!
Banana, usually people who think they're ugly describe themselves as something they're not. For example: a healthy weight person thinking they're fat, which leads to them getting an eating disorder because they're trying to lose weight but in their eyes they're still fat. So yeah, calm down Banana.
Banana, what's wrong with you?
                              
                              Grape, Run!
                              
                              Apple, Move far away!
                              
                              Orange, get a noble prize like every other evil person!
                              
                              Pear, you okay man?
Banana, have you been watching those horror movies at stupid o'clock in the morning again?
This is why I didn't fix the fourth wall earlier Banana. This is why.
But you described your self as fit not that long ago? What!? Banana? What?