SHIT FACE "SMUT"

SHIT FACE "SMUT"

4.8K Reads 141 Votes 4 Part Story
Shit Face By holysnailgrail Updated Mar 09, 2014

Guys BEWARE!!!
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You must be 69 years of age or older to read this.
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WARNING: There WILL be body parts! And sexual content. So children: DO NOT READ! BEWARE!
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Caution: Calum Hood.
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And now the story begins.....

It was a cold, wintery day in Paris, France. You and your boyfriend Calum had decided to go on a romantic holiday to escape the Australian summer. Right now, you were in the bedroom, waiting for Calum to get back from the supermarket. He said that he was going to get you guys some food for the hotel, and you wanted to surprise him when he got back. So there you laid seductively on the bed, wearing nothing but your grandpa's stained up secondhand undies. You knew for sure that he could easily be seduced by your choice in attire. All of a sudden, you hear the door slam. 

"Honey, I'm back!" Calum shouted. You grinned evilly, strutting out into the main room seductively. Calum dropped the bags, in awe of you. 

"Well well, what do we have here?" Ca...

cliffoc0nda cliffoc0nda Aug 11, 2014
beautifully transcribed. well-written. one of the best love stories ever told.
escapjng escapjng Jul 30, 2014
IM LAUGHING LIKE AN IDIOT WHAT THE ACTUAL FÜCK IS THIS IT IS GREAT I CANT EVEN
boolouis boolouis Jul 10, 2014
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
KetchupRLZ KetchupRLZ Feb 23, 2014
I CANT IS SO... AMAYZING AJAJJAJAJJAAJJAJ I CANT STOP LAUGHING HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAH I CANT CALUM DONDA x3
harrynostriIs harrynostriIs Jan 13, 2014
OH MY GOD THIS IS ACTUALLY SO ENTERTAINING I CANT STOP LAUGHING AND YOU ARE ACTUALLY A GOOD WRITER