(Don't) Go To Sleep
Jeff was my best friend, my boyfriend and my life. But that was Jeff and he's gone now, now he's Jeff the Killer and I'm going to save him. I hate him, he's ruined my life but I love him and I'm bringing him back. Well, that was the original plan but that was the old me, my name was Jane, but now, I'm Jane the Killer. I'm going to tell you my- our story, the story of Jeff and Jane the Killers. I will warn you, after you read this, (Don't) Go To Sleep.