Fairy Tale My A$$

Fairy Tale My A$$

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Lady By Lady_Lucia Completed

The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. 

A short story.

 ▶▶▶There is strong language and other things that might be offensive in this story.◀◀◀

  • cinderella
  • crude
  • fairytales
  • funny
  • magic
  • parody
  • pumpkin
  • random
  • shortstory
  • smoking
  • weird
This was like the perfect story. I laughed and I thought it was interesting including the length. Fantastic job! @calciumshickey
PanicPotato PanicPotato Sep 19
Disney's been lying to everyone this whole time 😂😂😂😂😂😂
DjMimi900 DjMimi900 Nov 22
Such an amazing story written perfectly to fit the persona of the narrator☺️. Well done I hope you try to expand this into a series if you have the time❤️.
That's way more believable than a perfectly fitting glass shoe falling off while she's going down the stairs
Me_Mayo Me_Mayo Nov 30
That pumpkin though...
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