Fairy Tale My A$$

Fairy Tale My A$$

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Lady By Lady_Lucia Completed

The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. 

A short story.

 ▶▶▶There is strong language and other things that might be offensive in this story.◀◀◀

  • cinderella
  • crude
  • fairytales
  • funny
  • magic
  • parody
  • pumpkin
  • random
  • shortstory
  • smoking
  • weird
MoamOmotade MoamOmotade Jan 17
*that Disney tune that comes at the start of the movie with the castle and logo*
                              If you've ever wondered why
                              Disney tales all end up lies
                              Here's what happened before all their dreams came true