Wild, Free and Crazy
My name is Jade, Jade nightingale. Before anything else, let me tell you a little about myself. First off, I am mentally deranged, or crazy which ever one you prefer to call it. Second, I am not like anyone you have ever met or will ever meet. Well that is unless you've met me. For example, have you ever met someone that HATES and when I say HATES, I mean it, their own birthday, Christmas and even the day for lonely people, Valentines Day itself.
Are you running for the hills yet, because as I said, I am crazy. Well if not, you should be. Why are you still here. Have I not given you enough reasons to run far, far away from me. No, then I'll have to give you some more.
There are more of me, well okay, not really. But my friends are almost as mentally deranged as I am. They try, but they will never beat the pro. But most of them are a very close second place. Sadly, there a few that only made it to third place. But i will train them as hard as I can, to get them up in the ranks.
Really? You need even more reason to leave. Fine, but know that you asked for this.
They made me, me, someone who still had the rest of my life ahead of me, do it. I am still not sure why it was my life, that had to be put on the line. They made me jump off a random cliff, in the middle of the night, with out knowing if it was anywhere deep enough. For all I knew, it could have been a foot deep, with sharp rocks, that could have killed me.
Then we went and played paint ball on a random golf course. I don't know if we had permission. And I never asked where they got all the paint ball equipment and I was never planning on it. I want to be able to pass the lie detector test, if we are ever arrested.
If you have gotten this far, I know that you are strong enough to handle everything that you are about to hear.
I not held accountable for any injuries, weird behavior, or just mental derangedness! YOU HAVE BEEN WORNED.
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