The symmetry in this world is so thrown off until I saw her.
IM BUTTER KNIVES XDDD FROM BLACK BUTLER!
jk I’m a dagger/knife but I can be a pistol
I am a meister
I can't be a weapon
My best friend is my weapon
Death: -_- Your joking right kiddo?
Kid: No father...
Death: They are expelled with their lives spared :3
This reminds me of Jughead's I'm a weirdo monologue from Riverdale
Check yes! I'm a weapon!! And kid... His perfect golden eyes, pale skin, and his raven black hair....* Sighs affectionately* and his handsome features...I love him...
Friend: REAN ARENT YOU GOING TO STAND UP FOR ME?!?!
Me: *sits down*
Me: *smiles innocently*