My Symmetrical Prince (Death the kid x Reader)

The symmetry in this world is so thrown off until I saw her.

black
blood
cats
darkness
death
hate
kid
kishins
kisses
love
maka
memory
reader
soul
star
symmetry
wepons

IM BUTTER KNIVES XDDD FROM BLACK BUTLER!
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              jk I’m a dagger/knife but I can be a pistol

Excuse me
                              I am a meister
                              I can't be a weapon
                              My best friend is my weapon

I got stitches in my chin and it hurt like heck
                              
                              
                              
                              The dude was annoying and didn't bother numbing me until I only had one stitch left

Haha yeah right my hair is not symmetrically parted and I have random freckles everywhere

Death: -_- Your joking right kiddo?
                              Kid: No father...
                              Death: They are expelled with their lives spared :3

This reminds me of Jughead's I'm a weirdo monologue from Riverdale