The symmetry in this world is so thrown off until I saw her.
IM BUTTER KNIVES XDDD FROM BLACK BUTLER!
jk I’m a dagger/knife but I can be a pistol
I am a meister
I can't be a weapon
My best friend is my weapon
I got stitches in my chin and it hurt like heck
The dude was annoying and didn't bother numbing me until I only had one stitch left
Haha yeah right my hair is not symmetrically parted and I have random freckles everywhere
Death: -_- Your joking right kiddo?
Kid: No father...
Death: They are expelled with their lives spared :3
This reminds me of Jughead's I'm a weirdo monologue from Riverdale