Planet Hopping (under redoing) (new version...
'The man gets up with an expression that could only be described as that of a person trying to play Monopoly with boxing gloves. He mumbles a phrase in a language I don't understand.
Before, I had thought that he would thank me for saving his life, instead he looks like he was going to punch me for pushing him.
Looks behind him at the rubble of the piano as if looking for the keys to play "Moonlight Sonata."
Brushing himself off, he turns to me and sneers, "Now that you've gotten my attention, do you want to ask me a question, or may I ask you mine?"'
I was both surprised and utterly confused. I answer, "Why don't I hear yours?"
The man immediately finds an question to my answer, "Why are they so green? The leaves?"