cheesy pickup lines

cheesy pickup lines

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irishsnapbacker By irishsnapbacker Updated May 26, 2014

The worst but funniest pick up lines out there. Please don't use on real people cause these are so cheesy but funny!

i can see why this line is in the book, smelt it all the way from malaysia
Is it just me or does everyone love a cheesy pickup line now and then.
jaycegrim jaycegrim Oct 14
public service announcement: girls LOVE cheesy pick up lines
standbyme4now standbyme4now Nov 16, 2015
Person: did it hurt, when you fell from heaven
                              
                              Me: no, but I scrapped my knee crawling out of hell *weird noises*
Emolation_10 Emolation_10 Oct 24, 2015
Oh, poor you. I'll drive you to St. Nevagonnahappen hospital.
Shomiche Shomiche Jul 14, 2015
no but there's a first aid kit at that store right there called on your dreams