Reject Me, Regret Me.

Reject Me, Regret Me.

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Mr. Leafy Vegetable By JoeyCross Completed

Nothing can prepare you for what comes next. You've just got to assume you'll be there to figure it out.

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Karissa has a relatively.... normal life.

Well if you consider strangely submissive Alphas, ginger fallen angels, a possibly gay brother, really- REALLY cute vampires, creepy Hungarian dudes with- is that? Is that a mustache? Holy crap that's a - okay, off topic. Really hot- maybe Spanish?-Demons, seriously annoying bitches, pinked haired witches, THE MOST ADORABLE LITTLE PUPPY IN THE UNIVERSE, a sarcastic wolf, a fur color unique to her gender THAT APPARENTLY MEANS I GET VIOLATED WHENEVER THE F- calm down, calm down, there might be little kids reading this!, and a little boy who doesn't speak.

What else did I- oh yeah.

I'm- I mean, She's also a werewolf. 

★If you don't like sarcasm and swearing and violence- go away. No, seriously, don't read it. Save yourself★

~UNDER HUGE CONSTRUCTION but not Wattpad. So read freely :P~

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Werewolf #207 / Humor #260

Lud0vica Lud0vica Jun 06
omgomgomg pls tell me mr president is inspired from THAT tumblr post
Baee4evah Baee4evah Jan 09
Hey I'm not a loser *hangs my head and lets my brunet hair sway down* lls bie
_marknae _marknae Oct 04, 2015
I am currently laughing at the fact that Zach is portrayed by Zayn Malik. Only people who has watched Best Song Ever music video will get this not just directioners
shimmerwolf shimmerwolf Aug 04, 2015
I have tears coming out of my eyes just from your description. I was laughing so ard. ive never, never, ever, seen such a funny amazing description that makes me want to read a story so bad! amazing job so far
shimmerwolf shimmerwolf Aug 04, 2015
I have tears coming out of my eyes just from your description. I was laughing so ard. ive never, never, ever, seen such a funny amazing description that makes me want to read a story so bad! amazing job so far
MikaeliBlaise09 MikaeliBlaise09 Jan 02, 2015
I lovvvvved your description, summary, whatever it's called. Your funny...seriously, you are. I already think I love this book just from reading the first page!