swiggity sway these blokes are gayy.
WHY ITS THE FIRST FLIPPING CHAPTER AND YOU ALREADY HAVE ME WORRIED OMG
ok, ok this isn't what i thought; but i'm going to just go with it
Oh what's this? Oh the garbage truck has just arrived
Go pick me up
I'M TRYING TO LOOK FOR FLUFF BUT I ALWAYS CRAWL BACK TO THESE SAD SOUNDING ONES AND NOW I'M INTRIGUED
See this is what happens when you friendzone some boys. They take it so seriously and put themself in a coma.
Exactly a year ago on this day, it was the Aussie humid heat of late into Christmas Eve and I couldn't sleep. So I read this whole fic. In one night. A year later I'm rereading the first ever phanfiction as a one year anniversary on the exact same night. So ye. MerrY DICKMAS