I, Matt Young, have never dated a boy before. I’ve dated a girl, maybe once or twice, but we had a bit of a uh, falling out. Things got complicated and I got my heart broken. I’ve decided to save myself; save myself for someone who really matters. At the moment, I have nobody I’m really interested in. Well, there is this one guy. Yeah, guy. He’s my new mythology partner. He’s sarcastic and loud, annoying and vulgar with a mouth like a sailor and acts like a dog in heat. But at the same time, I find myself thinking… he can be kind of cute when he’s not trying so hard. Maybe this is love, huh? Love with a boy… Huh.