Do you like where you are now? Have you ever thought of or tried suicide? You should know that I’ve tried it. And I’ve succeeded. What do you think of me now? Alas, relief from all my problems is yet to come. Now as a ghost, I’m still stuck here on Earth, under the care of my ex-boyfriend of all people until he deems me fit to ‘move on’. If he ever does. Till then, I’m stuck here-the very place I intended to escape. Please, for the sake of my sanity, help me to die again-for good this time.