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How To Survive Living In Slytherin

How To Survive Living In Slytherin

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*Rachael* By IAmGeorge Updated Feb 06, 2011

Slytherin SUCKS Gryffindor RULES! Find out more on how to be the awesomest Slytherin out there (note. thats about as cool as Neville)

Oh look, a Gryffindor jealous because Slytherin is the greatest house ever :)
If I see a guy with no nose I wouldn't stay in the room, would I?
Course not! That's why the poor fat Lady isn't surrounded by smoke and hiding in another painting.
Ha! But they are stupid and round! I mean who wears round ones anymore? Plus just use magic to sort tour eyes out lol 😂😂😂😂
TheSnakeHouse TheSnakeHouse Nov 29, 2015
Did you write this guide as a joke, because  your bio states you are a Slytherin.  No self respecting Slytherin would write this, unless if of course this is purely a joke
Crookshankshere Crookshankshere Jun 19, 2015
 don't blame things on Hufflepuff!    
                              I think all the houses are