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How To Survive Living In Slytherin

How To Survive Living In Slytherin

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*Rachael* By IAmGeorge Updated Feb 06, 2011

Slytherin SUCKS Gryffindor RULES! Find out more on how to be the awesomest Slytherin out there (note. thats about as cool as Neville)

UnbreakableGal UnbreakableGal Jan 31, 2016
Oh gods! You nitwits! NOT ALL SLYTGERINS ARE EVIL. I'm good now.
New__Username New__Username Dec 26, 2016
Stupid Gryffindors, you're to stupid to even be subtle about your hatred, it's annoying.
Course not! That's why the poor fat Lady isn't surrounded by smoke and hiding in another painting.
misssalad misssalad Jun 20, 2016
Well now we know Neville's your supplier so......ya hook me up.
Ha! But they are stupid and round! I mean who wears round ones anymore? Plus just use magic to sort tour eyes out lol 😂😂😂😂
MelodyInFandomland MelodyInFandomland Aug 12, 2016
Wow! How nice of you to insult the hardest working and most loyal people ever! Also being called a platypus is as insulting as being called a potato. Ps Not very insulting. It's more of a complement. Thank you.