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How To Survive Living In Slytherin

How To Survive Living In Slytherin

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*Rachael* By IAmGeorge Updated Feb 06, 2011

Slytherin SUCKS Gryffindor RULES! Find out more on how to be the awesomest Slytherin out there (note. thats about as cool as Neville)

Alisa76549 Alisa76549 Jun 08
I hate Ronald . I just thought it wpuld be good to let that out of my chest
ZinyaGalvez ZinyaGalvez May 22
Oh look, a Gryffindor jealous because Slytherin is the greatest house ever :)
If I see a guy with no nose I wouldn't stay in the room, would I?
Alisa76549 Alisa76549 Jun 08
Hermione is property of no one . She is a human for one and two she stays with our king , Draco
How could you say that I'm in Slytherin:'(:'(YOU GUYS ARE JELLY!
BHilalSan BHilalSan Jun 01
Hufflepuff people calm down we , slytherins , are just joking .