Forthcoming: Reviews of Soon-to-be-Published...
Hi I'm Landry and I'm an intern here at Malarkey Books, located in the beautiful city of Denver, the Mile High City, emphasis on high, jk I'm not high, and this is Forthcoming where I tell you all about the new and exciting titles that are soon-to-be-published by Malarkey Books. This really is the greatest job on earth because I get to read amazing new books before anyone else has a chance to read them. I mean it would be better if I also got paid but whateva, I'm a book blogger and I get paid in books. Happy reading!
Dumbass disclaimer: I shouldn't have to say that the reviews/interviews in this series are fictional, that I'm using them as a vehicle to make fun of something, a political figure, society, Simon & Schuster, but all of the reviews/interviews in this series are fictional and I'm using them as a vehicle to make fun of something, a political figure, society, Simon & Schuster. While they should be taken seriously, they should not be taken as factual. They should maybe make you think, lead you to some deeper understanding of the world, or at least make you snort against your will in awkward laughter, but please understand that this is all fictional. The books that my fictional intern is describing are fucking fictional. Given the state of the publishing industry and the fading line between reality and parody, I can't reasonably expect readers to make the distinction between what's real and what's tongue-in-cheek, and while it would make part of me happy to know that there's someone gullible enough to believe the books I'm pretending are forthcoming are real, most of me would just be sad. I'm sad enough already.