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Pen Your Pride
Silly stories

Silly stories

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Milton Marmalade By MiltonMarmalade Updated Nov 13, 2015

The girl who was not a vampire. The heartbreaking breakup of One Direction. Freud, the Wolf and Little Red Cap. Ludwig Hammer, private eye. Hostile alien robots. Silly stories.

  • freud
  • henley
  • heraclitus
  • humor
  • infinity
  • logic
  • maths
  • onedirection
  • robot
  • secret
  • short
  • silly
  • stories
  • universe
  • vampire
  • werewolf
  • wittgenstein
thewhistlingteapot thewhistlingteapot May 17, 2015
@MiltonMarmalade Perhaps it is trying to reach PETA, aggrieved by the Red Riding Hood incident.
thewhistlingteapot thewhistlingteapot May 17, 2015
I'm forever on a quest to find out what the fox says. This was enlightening.
SSagramore SSagramore Feb 19, 2015
I quite like the fox screaming, although I never once thought it to be a fox, at least not one of the four-legged variety.
sloanranger sloanranger Jan 16, 2015
I like parts of this, Milt, but not the fox screaming haha- I really like animals - love the last line  : ))
venuslcj venuslcj Oct 24, 2014
Lovely lawyers. I'd love to have them too. They'd be very useful.
HiddenHideously HiddenHideously Feb 09, 2014
Well, your lawyers must be pretty awesome... er, werewolves.