The Life of Pie
You should read this.
No, seriously, you should; however, this story is only fit to be read by certain people.
This story is just the right type for you if you...
1. Love pie
2. Hate pie
3. Want to marry pizza
However, I happen to be engaged to pizza, so even if you want to, keep in mind that pizza is taken, cuz NOBODY touches my food...and lives to tell the story.
Enjoy this delicious adventure!