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This is my take on the cliché of a bet leading to Draco and Hermione getting together, having many grey-eyed, bossy babies and generally living happily ever after. Enjoy!
Oh and I should warn those faint of heart and fond of Ron, that this does contain a little bit of Ron bashing. Nothing too gratuitous but enough to highlight how stupid and insensitive he is. So don't read if you're going to get angry and shout at me for being mean to him. It will only lead to another one-shot where I am hideously mean to Ron