The Quidditch Bet

The Quidditch Bet

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rebbeccarenwick By rebbeccarenwick Completed

Disclaimer: In its use of intellectual property and characters belonging to JK Rowling, Warner Bros, Bloomsbury Publishing, et cetera, this work is intended to be transformative commentary on the original. No profit is being made from this work.

This is my take on the cliché of a bet leading to Draco and Hermione getting together, having many grey-eyed, bossy babies and generally living happily ever after. Enjoy!

Oh and I should warn those faint of heart and fond of Ron, that this does contain a little bit of Ron bashing. Nothing too gratuitous but enough to highlight how stupid and insensitive he is. So don't read if you're going to get angry and shout at me for being mean to him. It will only lead to another one-shot where I am hideously mean to Ron 

MandM418 MandM418 Sep 25
This is like the 1,000,000time I've read this and I still love it so much! Although I think its been updated since then...
I just read a dramione book where Ron was so nice and helped with dramione getting together. It will be hard to know he is mean in this but I will try my best to get used to it.
Wait if they catch the snitch doesn't it mean the otmatically win
I make bets all the time, The other day I bet with my brother on how many puppies my dog would have, he said 8, and I said 4, she had 4 puppies a few days later
smith010 smith010 Oct 04
Sorry ron-lovers but YASSSSSSSS I HATE RON IN THE MOVIE/BOOK HE IS SO UNSESITIVE
DRAMIONE JUST MAKES NO SENSE SOME TIMES, BUT THEN FAN FICTION ARRIVES AND IM LIKE "Il take the train to DRAMIONE FaN FICTION, thanks!"