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The Quidditch Bet

The Quidditch Bet

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rebbeccarenwick By rebbeccarenwick Completed

Disclaimer: In its use of intellectual property and characters belonging to JK Rowling, Warner Bros, Bloomsbury Publishing, et cetera, this work is intended to be transformative commentary on the original. No profit is being made from this work.

This is my take on the cliché of a bet leading to Draco and Hermione getting together, having many grey-eyed, bossy babies and generally living happily ever after. Enjoy!

Oh and I should warn those faint of heart and fond of Ron, that this does contain a little bit of Ron bashing. Nothing too gratuitous but enough to highlight how stupid and insensitive he is. So don't read if you're going to get angry and shout at me for being mean to him. It will only lead to another one-shot where I am hideously mean to Ron 

MandyMcNeil MandyMcNeil Apr 23
Doesn't bother me. Dramione all the way! But can you do the one-shot anyway?
artsyroo artsyroo Feb 13
Mmmmmmmm yeah get rid of Ron he's getting in the way of Dramione
I agree Ron is such a slob, disgusting and he doesn't deserve hermione. Draco deserves her because he is extremely smart plus so damn athletic. THEY BELONG TOGETHER. DRAMIONE4LYFE
MyBaeIsIceCream MyBaeIsIceCream Jul 29, 2016
I just read a dramione book where Ron was so nice and helped with dramione getting together. It will be hard to know he is mean in this but I will try my best to get used to it.
GiftedBook1 GiftedBook1 Dec 25, 2016
Meh, he is OK, but he just needs to go in a hole and stay there because he is the one that stopped dramione from happening with his (brilliant) ideas.
smith010 smith010 Oct 04, 2016
Sorry ron-lovers but YASSSSSSSS I HATE RON IN THE MOVIE/BOOK HE IS SO UNSESITIVE