Stan doesn't like the way Cartman is eyeing Kyle so he claims Kyle....
And that's how the wendihoe curse was made. A fat child with a small dick would stare at his victims hungrily before finally turning to cannibalism, and thus the curse was born.
Whenever I hear someone say this in a fanfiction I want to run and cry *yandere flashbacks* ;-;
That's gay. 😂
*continues to read*
(secretly loves the story)
(secretly has a shrine for Kyle And Stan)
(slowly claps at life decisions)
'Kyle's face taste like cheesy poofs' Stan thought as he pulled Kyle out the door. 'I wonder why'
no one noticed cartman licks kyles lips then stan kisses kyle right after that?#?$*$ did he even wipe his mouth off?? #$ triggered
I read this aloud making a cartman impression, it was so whiny I laughed at myself