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Mine (South park yaoi) Boy x boy

Mine (South park yaoi) Boy x boy

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Red_PandaXx By Red_PandaXx Completed

Stan doesn't like the way Cartman is eyeing Kyle so he claims Kyle....

Cartman I will fight you and I will win you, you fat, ass hat* stands in fighting motion*
I actually ship Stan and Kyle but I'm still laughing since it's South Park tho
*ground shakes*  AAAHHH EVERYONE GET  DOWN ITS AN EARTHQUAKE!!!* Eric walks in * oh false alarm
This made me think of Sherlock Holmes in a way I never imagined 😣😅
Every school year I have to be someone's fućking property. Like they'll put #####'s property on my arm in permanent marker and write that in my yearbook too -__-
wintxrlily wintxrlily Jul 11
So, they're ten, in school, and have the lung capacity to be kissing for a few minutes.
                              
                              How the fu-
                              
                              Oh, never mind. It's South Park.
                              And fanfiction.