The Wattpad Cliches (and Things That Would Traumatize You)

The Wattpad Cliches (and Things That Would Traumatize You)

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Lady Curse-A-Lot By ZarinLyss Updated Dec 31, 2017

One day (Night to be exact since it was 3 AM) I was bored as hell. I had no books to read, no friends to annoy and nothing to do.

Then a light bulb flickered in my head.

Idea! Why don't I make a book about the wattpad cliches? 

So this is just me ranting about the most overused scenes, characters and ideas on wattpad.
 
PLEASE REMEMBER, I DON'T intend to disrespect any books or genres! This is purely meant for entertainment purposes!

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Maybe someone should switch this setup around and make the girl rich and the guy poor.
Il-Aquilus Il-Aquilus Dec 05
If a billionaire tried to do that to me, I'd kick him in his stomach with a roundhouse kick, drop him to the ground, and threaten him to give me anything of wealth on his person (including his wallet), and tell him not to come near me again, or I won't be so kind.
dolltina34 dolltina34 Nov 29
Nah. They're out there enjoying their money with their family
Galekse Galekse Oct 04
WTF... when I read this, I imagined the billionaire pouncing on a girl in an alleyway and holding onto her like a child hangs on his parent's legs, no kidding.
Heard it once, shame on you. Heard it twice, shame on me. Heard it thrice, shame on everyone who made this joke
                              
                              
                              
                              
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I only go to the ones written for fun so i'd have..
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
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