Funny how just a knock at a door can change your life. You (the reader) find yourself living with an alien named sollux. Whats gonna happen? Will you find love? Will i get better at writing descriptions? Read to find out
"You looks at you and grins slightly, enjoying the view?" Yes me, I am. XD
"Bitch let me in." So that's how you ask permission to enter one's home, I've been doing it wrong all this time.
Yes, sollux, I'm enjoying the view of that scrumptious looking coffee xD
"And pours himself a bit more coffee"
I legit thought it said "and makes himself a bucket more coffee"
Help me XDDD
DONT TOUCH THE HORNS!! ITS A MAJOR TURN ON!! YOULL GET RAPED!!!
*Gets a gun and holds it at neck* touch the horns and I will shoot.