My Chemical Romance Crack
"Gourmet fucking fruit gels, bro."
"I just put my hand in a cupcake."
"There's this big misconception with our band, that we're in the back lighting things on fire, sacrificing virgins."
"When my balls got wet, that's when I got scared."
"I put vanilla creamer in my caramel coffee and now it's confused."
"Bark at the dog, Mikey."
"There's less violence in the world when people are using hula hoops."
"I would rather be trampled by thousands of children than touch a spider."
"When the world tells you to lengthen your shorts, you must shorten them."
"What are we? Fro power!"
"My best high school memory was when I graduated 'cos I didn't have to go back!"
"Gerard, in my view, is the second coolest motherfucker on the planet. Second because I'm first, and therefore cooler."
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