This Would Be Paradise (Book 1)-A Zombie Novel

This Would Be Paradise (Book 1)-A Zombie Novel

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N_D_Iverson By N_D_Iverson Completed

(Book 1) In a world where a virus has spread turning most of the population into flesh eating monsters, there are two friends partying it up in New Orleans when the infection hits. Far away from home, they are trapped and trying to make sense of all that has happened with the help of new friends and enemies along the way. Zombies aren't the only thing to fear...

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This is why you never say "well, it can't be any worse than this" bECAUSE BISH KARMA HAS ITS WAYS.
Bailey, they're not gonna care about a damn review because it's an apocalypse.  gET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME.
BISH CALL IT LIKE IT IS THIS IS CERTAINLY NO CASE OF THE FLU *snaps fingers sassily*
Oh jeez, I don't know. She might be a zombie or something? Maybe ask the nice lady what's wrong with her. Maybe she'll be nice enough to bite your leg and let you keep your brain.
Bailey: hey mom I'm injured and need help
                              Mom: GRRRR GGGRRRRR RAWR 
                              Bailey: uh huh yeah
                              Mom: GGGRRRRR
                              Bailey: ok, sounds good. Be there whenever! *hangs up*
It's not like the entire world is covered with the undead. Yeah, let's definitely take a stroll to the park on this very fine day 🙃