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    StelAndSel
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    StelAndSel
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    Complete, First published Mar 18, 2017
    TEXTS! If it's a terrible day you just wished could end, or the best day ever, there is only sufficient way to end you day: with laughter. And that's where this book comes in handy! Text messages are just hilarious and laughter is the best medicine. It's time to laugh your head off to finish the day off (or start you day, that works too)!  
        
        HIGHEST RAKING: #123 in Random 8/31/17
        DISCLAIMER: All texts belong to the rightful owners. 
        NOTE: Our intention is to make people laugh, not be offensive. 
                                    
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