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Anna ♡ By inamtr Updated Mar 07, 2015

Funny texts book two! Unlimited jokes, texts and quotes!

NoelleTrash NoelleTrash Mar 28
I had a friend actually say this to a waiter and the waiter burst out laughing.
That's like... Inexplicably badass... He's so savage he makes Tarzan look like queen Elizabeth
I made this up,
                              What do u call a theory in action?
                              Get it? Rob-in that's the name of a thief
                              Lol @FoxTail6 @ashpaw113
_Sky132 _Sky132 Mar 04
Carpet for 5, please. Oh, and no menus either. We just came here to look at other people eating.
xxcutiexx10 xxcutiexx10 Dec 23, 2016
Hahhahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahh i almost died 😹😹😹😹
Treblestar Treblestar Nov 30, 2016
no we don't need a table, just give us five chairs and we'll be fine.