Funny texts book two! Unlimited jokes, texts and quotes!
I had a friend actually say this to a waiter and the waiter burst out laughing.
That's like... Inexplicably badass... He's so savage he makes Tarzan look like queen Elizabeth
I made this up,
What do u call a theory in action?
Get it? Rob-in that's the name of a thief
Lol @FoxTail6 @ashpaw113
Carpet for 5, please. Oh, and no menus either. We just came here to look at other people eating.
Hahhahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahh i almost died 😹😹😹😹
no we don't need a table, just give us five chairs and we'll be fine.