Crush Those Crushes: An Unpatented Method to...
I am the Wielder of Pens. I go to a big high school in a big college town and live a pretty normal life. All the usual stuff, awkwardness being my most prominent trait. I have a good amount of friends, mostly in the music department. I live with all the terrible things in life too - waking up early, having boatloads of homework, after school activities which leave no time for the boatloads of homework I have each day. The list goes on and on.
And yet, out of all this, for me, the most horrible, dreadful thing in my life is the c-word.
I hate them. They distract me from the task on hand, make me overly self-conscious, cause me to act certain ways that I would never do if those awful things didn't exist.
I've decided it's time to end all of our misery. Thus, this article which you are reading right now.
Welcome to ~Crush Those Crushes: An Unpatented Method to Dispel Hormonic Activity~.
All methods in this article are unproven to be true and are not meant to be taken seriously. Seriously, if anything happens to you because you followed my instructions - well, you have been warned. Please don't blame me for anything. :P Hopefully you can all enjoy a little laugh over life's hardest obstacle (of course, crushes).
Have fun reading!
~Wielder of Pens~