Reallybadpuns Stories

Just some random stuff I feel like writing if I don't have any ideas. A fandom/rant book, really.

I need people to come and role play this with me, the characters are Papyrus Sans Frisk Chara Toriel Flowey Undyne Asriel Asgore Alphys Mettaton Temmie I would possibly be sans or asriel, but all the other name are free.

puns that will surely brighten your day! [lowercase intended] - © TheMysteriousMissF on wattpad. all rights reserved.

This is inner mehhhhh.

Revised and re-uploaded!! (Got rid of all those author's notes heheh) You're pretty much just minding your own business when you're suddenly pulled into the world of Undertale! A connection to a world you're fond of that you can't seem to remember... Why did you leave? Why can't you remember anything? And why does your soul look so... scarred? Questions may plague you, but hey! At least you have your not-so-fictional crush around to distract you and make you laugh till your face hurts! As for all your questions? Read on, and hopefully you'll find your answers! Sorry, no lemons or smut. (P.S: Reader may be a little depressed, and may also have gone through some trauma, not gonna lie. If you don't like graphic scenes, do not read!!! Certain characters can be a bit...murdery. Trigger Warning: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Blood, Body Horror (i think). Any other Triggers that are not mentioned here will be in BOLD at the start of the chapter and will NOT affect the story, they will be labelled/marked so you will be able to skip over them! CREDIT FOR THE COVER IMAGE GOES TO STARBEAM!!! If you like the cover, definitely check out Starbeam on Youtube, their Sans meme videos are FANTASTIC!!!

[[FEEL FREE TO USE THESE ON PEOPLE I DONT MIND]] [[ANOTHER WARNING< DUE TO LATE NIGHT PRODUCTIONS< THERE WILL BE TYPOS, JUST WARNING YA]] Know anybody who dislikes puns and want to ignore them? Have that one person you want to impress that likes puns? Or are you just bored and found this? Well it's up to you but come inside to find a crapton of bad puns and good puns and a lot of horrifying jokes just to begin with. Hope you enjoy! Read at you're own risk. *Typos because i wrote 100 percent of these at like, 2 in the morning and running off 2 liters of caffeine I cri

I'm Max Caulfield, and I'm an everyday hero. Now, you may think this is your typical white-girl with superpowers and less than average breast size that somehow catches the interest of the white-boy jock, most popular boy of the school, and saves the planet from exploding or whatever. First of all, I'm gay as fuck so that jock can fling himself into a tornado for as much as I care, but everything is else is facts. Read this page-turning novel with me becoming a mature woman and making mature decisions so you can then get really disappointed when I still end up in the forbidden Sass Room, er, Dark Room. And it all started, when I took a picture of a blue butterfly...okay that's bullshit. I just really needed to pee but these two jerks decided that they should start shooting each other. Turns out that both of those jerks will ruin my life as well. 'I love this story just as much as I love you Max please notice me' - Warren Graham 'THX BUT WERE NOT FRIENDS' - Victoria Chase 'No more mosh pits for you, shaka bra' - Chloe Price 'Whatthefuckever' - Nathan Prescott 'We can properly discuss your future as a writer in my dark room' - Mark Jefferson (I don't own Life is Strange, sadly. Rights to DontNod)

The title explains it all

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Basically its about exactly what the title says its about.