Multi-path Stories

I live by two principles: 1.Never lie. 2.Never believe anything anyone says-including myself. "Sir, may I remind you that point two contradicts point one?" "How so?" "If you never lie, why distrust your own words?" "Oh, my mistake. Forgot to mention-I don't count myself as human." "..." Let me introduce myself: Cheng Shi, the liar who never lies. What? You've never heard of me? No worries. You're just not my client yet. You won't forget me... for long.