Humor Stories

zodyl See's that you and rudo are new cleaners wanting to kidnap you and him as well for answers or things of such to get to the sphere but ended up kidnapping you instead now you gotta deal with this cockroach eating sucker see where it leads (ʘᴗʘ✿)

Stella Jones is a detective in Chicago who is about to face the most difficult case of her life. A killer named as The shotgun killer. The same killer who killed her parents long ago. Stella is determined to find the killer whatever it takes.

"break free from the voices in my head." | READY? 🎥SET.. 🎬 ACTION! 🎞 | skz incorrect quotes :) have fun with these and credit to X/twitter, insta, pintrest, tumblr n tt!

It's time once again for Sam's New Year Sale at the shop. This time, Sebek, Cater, Ruggie, Vil, and Tanzanite are here to help out. But here's is a special event taking place, they have to play a hanetsuki battle with the customers.

It's my first taekook mallu ff A comedy romantic taekook ff ??:എടാ എനിക്കവളെ ഇഷ്ടമാട ??:അയിന് ??:എടാ തെണ്ടി ഹെൽപ്പട ഹെല്പ് ??:എന്റെ പെങ്ങളെ വളക്കാൻ ഞാൻ തന്നെ ഹെൽപണമാരിക്കും ??:അപ്പൊ നീ എന്റെ പെങ്ങളെ വളച്ചതോ ??:അത് നീ എ..ങ്ങനെ അറിഞ്ഞ് 😳

Shanaya Rao's life was never meant to be easy. Growing up with an abusive father who gambled away their future and tangled with dangerous men, she sought solace in moments of escape-first in cigarettes, then in drugs. The fleeting seconds of relief became a dangerous habit, one that followed her to university and beyond. It's there, amidst lectures and smoke-filled parking lots, that she meets Aryan Mehra-the golden boy everyone admires, yet someone who sees the broken girl behind her guarded facade. Their connection is instantaneous, intense, and transformative. But happiness comes at a cost. Past demons resurface, testing Shanaya and Aryan's love in ways they never imagined. Secrets, addiction, and danger intertwine as Shanaya learns the hard truth about loss, love, and what it means to survive. A story of heartbreak, healing, and the kind of love that transcends life itself.

Newcomer Elliana "Ellie" has always had a plan, especially for college. But when her plan entangles herself with Dante Cortez, things become messy. He wants to date. Fake date that is, after being freshly dumped by his on-and-off again ex-girlfriend. The plan is simple. That is until jealous exes, buried secrets, and feelings neither of them planned for that Ellie has to decide whether this was always doomed to fall apart... or if they're ready to cross the line between fake and forever.

Para Julián, de diez años, la llegada de su hermana Alba no fue una bendición, sino el fin de su mundo. Sus padres dejaron de verlo, su casa se llenó de llanto y el olor a talco lo asfixiaba. En un momento de rabia ciega, mientras sostenía un antiguo amuleto que perteneció a su bisabuela, Julián susurró las palabras prohibidas: "Desearía no tener que crecer en esta casa nunca más". El deseo fue escuchado. Ahora Julián está atrapado en el cuerpo de Alba, una bebé de apenas ocho días de nacida. No hay una semana de límite, no hay reglas claras. Julián ve cómo su propio cuerpo de diez años es ocupado por una conciencia primitiva que apenas sabe balbucear, mientras él posee una mente brillante encerrada en un ser que ni siquiera puede sostener su propia cabeza. ¿Qué pasa cuando el tiempo pasa y Julián empieza a olvidar quién era? ¿Podrá recuperar su vida antes de que su mente de niño se disuelva en la de un lactante, o está condenado a crecer de nuevo desde cero?

My name is Babi, and my only goal in life was to retire early. I had the perfect plan: my gold Baby Boo dress, my Swarovski crystals, and that Victoria's Secret scent that makes everyone stop in their tracks. My target? My wealthy "Sugar Daddy." But gossip is an extreme sport. While trying to film a TikTok in the wrong place, my Chanel heels betrayed me, and the cliff became my runway to disaster. When I woke up on a beach, I thought: "Great, I survived and my makeup is still intact." I didn't count on the hit to the head, or waking up in chains in a filthy 1910 Scottish slave market. My expensive perfume now mixes with the smell of dirt, and my only hope for freedom has a name: Ares McLean. A tattooed redhead with icy blue eyes and the heir to a clan that doesn't accept strangers... much less a girl from the future who demands her skincare routine and refuses to get her shoes dirty. How did I go from hunting millionaires to being the "property" of a Scotsman who seems to hate me as much as he desires me?

Ragnhild Eilifsdotter is a Huldrekin, people related to the trolls of Norway, but more human-like. The men kept the people living under hill for centuries, so as soon as they were let out she moved to Seattle to experience some freedom. Unfortunately even the New World has rules and Ragnhild has to do a favor for a troll, always a tricky prospect.

This is a Sequel. "..." Kushida. Oh, She realised that even Ichinose Honami, cut her off like a lizard's tale, not that important. Just like that straight girl, Horikita. 'Didn't you obviously call me Kushida-chan last time? Why throw me away?' Kushida-san was doubting her life. Where did she go wrong? She looked at Ichinose with a cloud inside her heart. _____________ Brief Description - After spending three weeks recovering in the hospital due to a car accident, Hikigaya Hachiman thought he had missed the opportunity to integrate into the class. But he was sent a special recommendation letter by the principal. It was suggested that he'll go to Tokyo, Advanced Nurturing High School, which only opened in May. No copyright ©️ infringement intended. I do not own Classroom of the Elite and Oregairu. This is Fanfiction! All credit goes to the author of the series, Kinugasa Syougo, and Wataru Watari. Credit of Images used in the book goes to their respective owners. Updates - Mon, Wed, Fri, Sun ____________ To Read 45+ Advanced Chapters, and support this novel, pls join me on Patreon. Link - patreon.com/CoteLover Thank you so much for your Support!

Failing to stop Malleus from casting a powerful spell, everyone in Night Raven College have been put into a deep slumber. Now an unlikely team from inside and outside the dream world must work together to break the spell. However, things get concerning when one of the members of Ramshackle is not among them.

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. Pinjem characternya ya om 🙏 Haruno Sakura tidak pernah percaya pada kesan pertama. Ia lebih percaya pada insting.. dan instingnya mengatakan satu hal sejak hari pertama bekerja: Uchiha Sasuke adalah jodohnya. "Apa perbedaan antara Anda dengan memo internal?" "Tidak tahu." "Memo bisa diabaikan. Anda tidak." Saat semua orang menjaga jarak dari Direktur Operasional yang dingin dan irit bicara itu, Sakura justru mendekat tanpa ragu.

(THIS IS A SOKEEFE FANFIC! :p) Sophie Foster has always known she was different. Different mind. Different abilities. Different destiny. But when the Neverseen stop trying to destroy her... and start trying to take her alive, everything changes. Because they aren't just hunting her anymore. They're waiting for something. Strange gaps begin to appear where answers should be. Secrets buried too deep. Truths no one will explain. And the more Sophie searches, the more one terrifying question refuses to let her go: What if the reason they want her... is something she was never meant to survive? As the lines between enemy and origin begin to blur, Sophie is forced to face the possibility that the truth about who she is may be far darker than anything she's ever fought. And if she uncovers it... she might not be able to survive what she was made for.

Story of two brothers and their strict father. Chauhan brothers and their daily ka drama 👽 "Log kehte hain khoon ka rishta hota hai, par sach toh ye hai ki ye rishta sirf khoon pine ke liye bana hai 🩸🩸 Ghar mein shanti? Wo kya hoti hai? 💀 Yahan 'Good Morning' nahi, seedha 'Tu ne mera charger kyun nikala?' se din shuru hota hai. Ek taraf hai ek professional dramebaaz, aur doosri taraf ek aisa prankster jiske dimaag mein 24/7 kalesh chalta hai. Log kehte hain bhai ek-doosre ka saaya hote hain, par Shaurya aur Viransh ke liye ye saaya ek headache hai. 16 aur 14 saal ki umar mein, unki duniya pranks, blackmail aur "Mummy ko bata dunga" ki dhamkiyon ke beech ghoomti hai. Lekin jab ghar ki deewaron ke beech World War 3 shuru hoti hai, toh unhe samajh aata hai ki shayad wo ek hi team mein hain-bas unhe ye baat ek-doosre ko batani nahi hai. Ek aisi kahani jo har us insaan ke liye hai jisne apne bhai ya behen ko kabhi na kabhi "bechne" ka plan banaya hai.

Same old same old storyline from the series on Netflix just with a little twist since Im tweaking thinking they may have killed off Enid. What if the kids from the Chucky series and the Kids from the Wednesday series met? What if they had to solve a murder all together? With Devon and Wednesday as lead detectives, Enid and Jake as their biggest strengths, Lexi as the bait and Nadine as the semi-brains of the whole thing. Oh and yeah, Junior and Oliver there doing god knows what. Do you think they'll solve the mystery? Maybe I'll update regularly it really depends on if you like the first two chapter but I'll try to update ever Sunday and Friday

Albus tries to surprise Minerva for Valentine's Day. It doesn't quite go as he planned. A little bêtise for the Malbus February Fest 2026 on Tumblr and the feast of St Valentine.

Xiomara is just your typical high school student, balancing grades, counting down the days until graduation, and skilled and knowledgeable in areas like Forensic science and history, while dreaming of college. But when she's not buried in textbooks, she escapes into her favorite game, Love and Deepspace. But everything changes the day her phone crashes... and she wakes up inside the very world she thought only existed on a screen. Thrown into a reality of Hunters, danger, and unfamiliar rules, Xiomara is recruited as a consultant for the Hunter's Association. As she struggles to survive in a universe she knows all too well-and yet not at all-the line between game and reality begins to blur. Friendships deepen, feelings grow, and bonds form that won't be easy to break... even if she ever finds a way home. (I DO NOT OWN LOVE AND DEEPSPACE OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS. I ONLY OWN MY CHARACTER, XIOMARA!)

Inspired by: "twat waffle" and their twist and turns that never made any sense whatsoever. This is a story that is all over the place. You get to know the characters, some of their past and their current struggles. Just for it all to go in an unexpected direction. There will be twist and turns, ups and downs, magic, wishes, mystical creatures, celebrity appearances, and much more. This will be the most interesting story you will read. Dedicated to: Rob, Kayla,"peers and staff"

Before they were Mr. and Mrs. Longbottom, the deranged parents of the boy who could have been the Chosen One, imprisoned within the walls of St. Mungo's hospital for the rest of their days - before all that, they were simply Frank and Alice. Here is a lovely tale of the wonderful life they shared before everything fell apart.