Humor Stories

Germany was a meanie and took Italy as a POW! (that's what they called it in Hetalia) Italy liked it, which made Germany angry. So the next morning, Germany grabbed Italy and took him to a totally mysterious and creepy, not boring and normal at all, building. Italy was taken into a small and dull, sterile looking gray room to 'wait around' for Germany and the new guy to meet eachother first. Of course, Italy doesn't have the patience to wait around! What'll he do? Note: This was just a funny one-off picture book I drew/wrote, IDK if I'll be continuing or not. I also originally wrote this in text only, which is why this is the Special Picture Book Version. Serious note: I drew Germany as a literal 'potato head' for giggles. It's not supposed to be a racial joke or otherwise offensive, it's purely because in Hetalia, Germany is called the lovely nickname 'macho potato' by Romano.

Flash fiction featuring a catgirl and a catboy that, thanks to their nature akin to Schrödinger's Cat and other abilities (e.g. nine lives as incarnations), have countless "multiversions" and so can be the protagonists of almost any story... and make a difference with their feline traits and behavior -or just their optimism-

At Noryoku High, there is a secret class, a class called Class Zero. Each student in this class has a superpower, called an emanation, a super rare power that only the gifted can earn. But, no one except for the people who have the power know about it. So, the whole class has to keep the power a secret to prevent disaster. To help cover up the class better, the gifted students along with the powerless students go to the same school.

In the twilight lands of the Sylren, where villages glow with living crystal and dusk is the hour of truth, balance is everything-until it begins to slip. When small thefts unsettle a peaceful orchard town, an impulsive apprentice with an untested gift is drawn into a mystery that cuts deeper than missing bread and broken rules. The signs point toward something older, stranger, and far more dangerous than anyone dares admit. To uncover the truth, she'll have to navigate vanishing lights, whispered legends, and the fragile line between honor and survival. But the closer she comes to the thief's trail, the more she risks unraveling the harmony her world depends on-and the secrets hidden within her own glow.

He built an empire of glass; she's the stone that's going to shatter it. Zaviyar Khan is a 6'4" fortress of a man with ice-cold green eyes and a soul run by spreadsheets. Known as the "Butcher of the Aether District," he lives by ruthless contracts and a strict "no-joy" policy. Zoya Malik is a 5'5" whirlwind with chocolate-brown eyes and a drafting tube she carries like a bazooka. An architecture student who loves rust and hates Zaviyar's "snake-like" designer ties, she is his polar opposite. To save her father from debt-ridden ruin, Zoya signs a two-year marriage contract to fix Zaviyar's public image. But between her "Chai and Therapy" sessions and the chili flakes she sneaks onto his $100 avocado toast, Zaviyar's rigid world is undergoing an unscheduled renovation. He bought a silent partner, but he got a hurricane-proving that some hearts can't be managed by a spreadsheet.

Park Jimin, 29 year old ceo just wanted a peaceful vacation, a few days away from his exhausting work. But his plans take an unexpected turn when he finds out the yacht he booked is already taken-by none other than Jeon Jungkook, an annoyingly handsome man he can't stand. Forced to share the trip, tensions rise, challenges unfold, and unexpected moments spark something neither of them saw coming. What starts as irritation slowly turns into something deeper, something Jimin never expected. Will this vacation be just an escape, or the beginning of something life-changing?"

After his intense battle against Sasuke at the Valley of the End - in a desperate attempt to stop him from following Orochimaru - Naruto is mysteriously transported to an unknown world. Now, in addition to finding a way back home, he must fight to survive amid unexpected dangers. Among them is an unpredictable woman capable of unleashing blue flames, along with her two enigmatic companions, who will give him no peace. Determined to capture him, they will pursue Naruto wherever he goes. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Hi, everyone! It's time for another crossover in the Naruto universe. Many of you asked for this story, and I'm now publishing the original English version. I truly hope you enjoy it. I'd like to make it clear that this story belongs to Elzerocrack - my intention is simply to help share and promote his excellent work with more readers. Without further ado, I wish you all a great read! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 🔗 https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13242317/1/Una-llegada-inesperada

It was supposed to be just a game. A ritual. A stupid dare. Ash never thought one reckless night would trap him inside a house that watches, listens and lies. Between whispered confessions, stolen glances, and hands held in the dark, Ash realizes that survival isn't just about escaping the house, it's about facing feelings he never meant to have, especially for Clara. As time runs out and danger closes in, love becomes both a risk and a reason to fight. A teen paranormal romance about fear, friendship, and falling for someone when the world is breaking apart.

Welcome to my little written sitcom. I'm Ju - 20 years old, photographer student, beginner author, and narrator of my own life. Here, I share my stories, my dreams, my emotions, my beginning, my adorable chaos, and everything that turns my twenties into a full-on series. If you love characters who feels deeply, everyday moments that turn into episodes, and stories that bring comfort...take a seat. Season starts now.

Meet, Pamela Laurence, a young girl with a shattered heart and a tragic past, finds herself taken in by her aunt after the devastating loss of her entire family However, her aunt's seemingly kind gesture takes a dark turn when she forces Pamela into a world of prostitution. Amidst the darkness, a mysterious man, Jake Durell, enters Pamela's life, posing as a customer but harboring a secret agenda. As their paths entwine Pamela's journey is filled with hate, abuse, and unexpected twists that gradually blur the lines between love and despair.

A logic-driven genius and a statuesque disaster collide in a men's room encounter that defies all mathematical probability. Kenji Chikura survives on cold equations, but he's no match for Mitsuka Shimizu, a senior with a toddler's heart and a mother's build.

**Scene Excerpt:** Instinctively, I reached for her, pulled her toward me, wrapped an arm around her back and held her as if that was exactly what I should have been doing all night. Her slight frame fit frighteningly well against my side, her body warm, her breathing uneven. I stroked her back in a steady, soothing rhythm, trying to understand what had happened without pressing her for answers. After a while, she lifted her head and looked at me, her eyes glassy and tired. Then she leaned in, slowly, uncertainly, as if she wanted to kiss me. As a thank you. Or out of desperation. Or maybe both. I gently held her back. "No," I said quietly, barely more than a breath. "Not like this." She blinked, seeming to need a moment to process my words. "I'm sorry," she murmured then, the words heavy on her tongue. "We're just friends. I know." That sentence-my sentence-hit me harder than I had expected. "If tomorrow," I said calmly, resting a hand against her forehead, "if you still want to kiss me when you're not drunk anymore... then do it. Okay?" Without thinking, I pressed a fleeting kiss to her forehead. No calculation. Just instinct. She clung to me tighter, pulling me closer, and I let her. More than that-I enjoyed it. Cara has learned to stay silent. About guilt. About things that can't be undone. And about a past she keeps carefully hidden. Jan believes in order, in rules-and in the idea that life makes sense if you follow them. But on an old estate on the Spanish coast, he meets a girl who quietly, yet irrevocably, begins to shake those convictions. Between horses, sea air, and unspoken truths, a closeness grows-cautious at first, then dangerously honest. Because some stories refuse to be buried. And some feelings demand more than courage. The photos are from Pinterest

Detective and profiler Miu Brown has seen the darkest corners of the human mind-but nothing prepared her for Lena Scott. A woman of beauty, charm, and secrets, Lena may hold the answers to a string of audacious art thefts-or she may be hiding something far deadlier. As attraction and suspicion collide, Miu learns that some betrayals cut deeper than any blade, and passion can be as dangerous as the truth. ~.~ An action-romance for #LenaMiu? Deserved!

Chaos, laughter, and a little bit of terror unfold in Bedtime Bingo Hell, where the Stray Kids dorm becomes a battlefield of feathers, blankets, and midnight snacks. From Felix's pillow ambushes to Han's sleepwalking adventures, Changbin's snore sabotage, Lee Know's impenetrable blanket fortress, Hyunjin's dramatic snack mission, and I.N's heartbreaking near-win, nothing is safe after lights out. Each chapter is a hilarious mini-disaster, capturing their personalities in pure SKZ CODE style. Will anyone survive the night? Or will the bingo chaos claim victory over sleep itself? One thing's for sure: bedtime will never be the same again.

Naruto X RWBY Ship: Naruto X Blake Summary: We were always destined to be connected. Fate had other plans that day, and our cycle ended. But for some strange reason, I'm here now, in this new world, as I was before the very moment our time came. And you? Your scent is the same, but why are you so different? Why cat ears?

Marianne Robbins is tangled in her own thoughts, unsure how to face the cousins descending from Canada. She wants to be smooth, to radiate "cool," to prove she isn't the least bit lame. September 28th arrives like a drumbeat, and with it, they appear. Marianne and Nevada huddle, scheming their moves, mapping out the perfect façade-but the truth hits like sunlight through clouds: cousins aren't about showing off. They're about laughter, chaos, and the invisible threads that bind hearts together.

Shipped off to the Philippines after one trouble too many, Ray expects boredom, not change - until he decides to form a band. With a guitar in hand and a few misfit recruits, Ray starts chasing the only thing he's ever believed in: music. But as the noise grows louder, so do the questions. Can he really start over - or is he just playing a different version of the same old song? PORT7SEVEN SERIES BOOK 1 "Kicked out. Shipped off. Turned it up loud." Language: English and Filipino

One sunny afternoon, Kyle finally received the long-awaited admission letter and came to Hogwarts, the thousand-year-old prestigious school. Kyle's life here is very fulfilling. In addition to studying every day, he also uses his spare time to grow vegetables and flowers, or go to the dark underground secret room to provide psychological counseling to a small animal that has been abandoned for a thousand years. He also doesn't have anything to do with the changes in Hufflepuff. Those poor naive and loyal puffs. Disclaimer: I don't own anything. This is not meant to infringe on J. K. Rowling's Harry Potter

Minnie Morgan has it all. A well earned bachelor's degree alongside a full ride to her MFA program, a boyfriend who she's deemed actually tolerable, and her hair finally decided to work with her and not against her. 2017, she's decided, is going to be her year. Then, she's pushed down a well. As if waking up in 2012 wasn't bad enough, a world famous boy band that claims they can see the future have their sights set on her - and more importantly, the promise that she's going to someday break their lead singer's heart, resulting in a song that will top the charts. With a scandal on their shoulders and Minnie unable to enact the future the well-pushing diverted her from, now is a better time than ever to wield that inevitable heartbreak. Until the reluctant Jackson falls in love with her and writes that hit song, she's stuck in the past. Too bad he can't stand her. ... Open Novella Contest 2026, prompt #14 cover made by @timeravens <3

Stay Where I Can See You (Each character's boards available on my public pinterest account: https://pinterest.com/elliebcarterbooks) When her bestie's childhood friend gets caught in a messy breakup that spirals into public drama, she's asked to keep an eye on him to keep him out of trouble. What she didn't expect was how quickly he'd start showing up everywhere - uninvited, unfiltered, and under her skin. ****************************************************** Archer had sprawled across her bed without asking, one ankle hooked over the other, fingers absently gripping the sheets like he owned the space. His hair kept falling into his eyes as he grinned at her - too casual for someone who'd just invited himself in. "If you keep looking at me like that, I'm gonna start thinking you like me," he mused, voice low and teasing, eyes flicking over her face as if searching for a crack in her expression. Amara exhaled slowly, the sound deliberate. She shifted in her chair, just enough to show she wasn't rattled, closing a little of the distance without moving closer. "I'm looking at you because you're sitting on my bed," she said flatly. His grin deepened, almost sheepish, a flicker of something vulnerable hiding in it. "Well... you didn't tell me to get out." She tilted her head, eyes narrowing, a quiet challenge behind them. "You didn't ask if you could stay." He leaned back on his hands, the pose lazy but his gaze fixed on her, heavy enough to thicken the air between them. "You'd miss me if I left," he murmured, the words half a whisper-like he was testing the truth of it more than making a joke. She studied him for a long moment, really studied him, as if peeling back the bravado to see what sat underneath. Her eyes softened, but her scrutiny didn't fade. She leaned forward a fraction. "Would you miss you if you left?"