Mystery / Thriller
Mystery / Thriller
From tongue-in-cheek satire to literary comedy, enjoy these funny stories for adults and teens.
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So You Might Be a Vampire - A WATT...
Nobody told Bob that when he became a vampire, he would still have to keep his day job at the pornshop. Foul-mouthed, sarcastically funny, Bob is completely new to the w...
The Cafeteria Doesn't Serve Brains...
Charlie's a geek, which isn't so bad, except he's also a zombie, which would make him uncool no matter what. The one bright point in his life is Holly, a vampire who jus...
Ethics of the Undead
Four normal teens are conned into scholarships to a charter school for vampires. Can they escape before being bled and dead? Or sucked into the school's chapter of the S...
Straighter than Parallel Parking
❝I think you're more of a goddamn female than I am, James.❞ | ❝Pfft, don't you know? The only thing straighter than me is my parking, Janice.❞ | Copyright © 2015 Saren...
The Cleaning Lady Chronicles
These are the stories of my cleaning days, my invisible days, my soooooo lost I got found days. You do have to get lost before you can be found. It's just the way it is...
Singing on the Roof
Lucian Nyx does not approve. ____ Why is Lucian avoiding other people like they have cooties? Circle one of the following: a. He's a misanthropic narcissist who does...
Flyover City! A Novel (with Superh...
Joel Wyatt is a lowly call center representative who works for the "big, evil empire". No, really... the maniacal CEO of Vaig Communications has battled agains...
A mermaid in the bath
Now available as a paperback, with three full page illustrations of glorious mermaids and numerous fishy printer's ornaments. www.mermaid1.uk for links. Would you know w...
Before you judge me and my parents, Officer, I hope you'll realize that we were pushed to our limits. Some people are just, well, they're jerks. A domestic comedy of pa...
The Temporary Detective
Phones, light typing...and murder. Think breaking into show business is hard? Try landing a temp job without office skills. That's the challenge facing aspiring actres...
The Girl Who Played With the Drago...
Marty Stu Bonkvist, a bed-hopping journalist who totally isn't an idealized version of the author, goes to investigate a forty-year old disappearance. Aided by his socio...
Should Have Been The Bad Guy [Feat...
Tim is really dumb and he should have died at the beginning of this novel, because science, but he didn't, because superpowers. He does the cool kid thing and uses his p...
Catsby: A Novel
Jay Z. Catsby throws the sickest parties on the Jersey Shore. His neighbor Dick has heard all the rumors: Catsby killed a man. He's richer than Blue Ivy. He's Hugh Jackm...
Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfri...
Men in Tights [Watty Award Winner]...
[WINNER of the 2014 Watty HQ Love Award!] [A Wattpad Featured Story!] It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...some doofus dressed in spandex. The only attention Abby Ham...
BLUE DREAM PLAYLIST
Growing up is difficult enough on its own without the added pressures of anxiety and antidepressants. On the surface, Noel Casey seems like any other young aspiring musi...
When a semi-sentient starship loses its crew it must find a new one quickly. The nearest planet with intelligence is a small blue globe third out from its parent star. T...
Heartless: A Fairy-Tale
(Previously published as 'Pickles and Ponies: A Fairy-Tale') What happens when you take a heartless prince, a talking horse, a brain-washed princess, and a bunch of fis...