Mystery / Thriller
Mystery / Thriller
From tongue-in-cheek satire to literary comedy, enjoy these funny stories for adults and teens.
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Ethics of the Undead
Four normal teens are conned into scholarships to a charter school for vampires. Can they escape before being bled and dead? Or sucked into the school's chapter of the S...
So You Might Be a Vampire - A WATT...
Nobody told Bob that when he became a vampire, he would still have to keep his day job at the pornshop. Foul-mouthed, sarcastically funny, Bob is completely new to the w...
The Cafeteria Doesn't Serve Brains...
Charlie's a geek, which isn't so bad, except he's also a zombie, which would make him uncool no matter what. The one bright point in his life is Holly, a vampire who jus...
My Life with the Walter Boys [Watt...
Sixteen-year-old Jackie Howard knows nothing about her new guardian Katherine Walter when she moves from New York to Colorado. After discovering that Katherine has twelv...
The Observations of Patrick Kraker.
I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly...
Glitz Gurlz on Deck
*********Wattpad Featured Story********* Ever wondered how many sacrifices a cheerleader must make to stay beautiful and popular? You have no idea!! This story highli...
Prisoner of the Molepeople
Going down ... way down. Trying to have a transcendental experience, sixteen-year-old Ann is shocked at the sudden appearance of a dirty moleman from the underworld. Th...
Fairy Tale My A$$
The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. A short story. ▶▶▶There is strong language and other th...
Men in Tights [Watty Award Winner]...
[WINNER of the 2014 Watty HQ Love Award!] [A Wattpad Featured Story!] It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...some doofus dressed in spandex. The only attention Abby Ham...
The Cleaning Lady Chronicles
These are the stories of my cleaning days, my invisible days, my soooooo lost I got found days. You do have to get lost before you can be found. It's just the way it is...
AFTER THE RAIN (Bonus edition)
Some opposites attract; some rip each others clothes off. Stormy-Rain and Marcus are polar opposites: she's a free-spirited, Tarot card reading, rainbow-haired hippie; h...
At 8 ¾ months pregnant, Tracey Parkes has everything she wants in life. A nice house, even if it is a bit on the small side, a long awaited baby on the way and a reliabl...
The Only Girl in the Band
Vanessa Laine is a college student and aspiring musician. She's got the look and she's got the voice. The only thing that's stopping her is her stage fright...and an opp...
THE SADDEST GIRL SINCE THE SONG DY...
Three friends travel to a temple to ask Buddha for more wealth, love and good fortune.
In an effort to live a bolder and braver life, Everly Rowan begins following the "10 Easy Steps of the Morris Method of Creative Risk-taking". Over the next few weeks sh...
When Kaia meets Trix at the park, he knows she's the one for him. The monsters do too, for that matter, and they're not known for letting people get away with happy endi...
Heartless: A Fairy-Tale
(Previously published as 'Pickles and Ponies: A Fairy-Tale') What happens when you take a heartless prince, a talking horse, a brain-washed princess, and a bunch of fis...
I'll Protect You
Whoever wished they could live the life of royalty deserved a punch in the face. Meet Park Sparrow, a feisty, sarcastic, and reckless outcast who's just a small-town g...