Mystery / Thriller
Mystery / Thriller
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Ethics of the Undead
Four normal teens are conned into scholarships to a charter school for vampires. Can they escape before being bled and dead? Or sucked into the school's chapter of the S...
The Cafeteria Doesn't Serve Brains...
Charlie's a geek, which isn't so bad, except he's also a zombie, which would make him uncool no matter what. The one bright point in his life is Holly, a vampire who jus...
So You Might Be a Vampire - A WATT...
Nobody told Bob that when he became a vampire, he would still have to keep his day job at the pornshop. Foul-mouthed, sarcastically funny, Bob is completely new to the w...
The Only Girl in the Band
Vanessa Laine is a college student and aspiring musician. She's got the look and she's got the voice. The only thing that's stopping her is her stage fright...and an opp...
Catsby: A Novel
Jay Z. Catsby throws the sickest parties on the Jersey Shore. His neighbor Dick has heard all the rumors: Catsby killed a man. He's richer than Blue Ivy. He's Hugh Jackm...
Karl's Kingdom #Wattys2016
Below average twenty-five-year old Karl has poor eyesight, can't throw, and has never really fit in. That's ok though, because he lives in Flowforn where people are enco...
Prisoner of the Molepeople
Going down ... way down. Trying to have a transcendental experience, sixteen-year-old Ann is shocked at the sudden appearance of a dirty moleman from the underworld. Th...
Glitz Gurlz on Deck
*********Wattpad Featured Story********* Ever wondered how many sacrifices a cheerleader must make to stay beautiful and popular? You have no idea!! This story highli...
The Girl Who Played With the Drago...
Marty Stu Bonkvist, a bed-hopping journalist who totally isn't an idealized version of the author, goes to investigate a forty-year old disappearance. Aided by his socio...
Before you judge me and my parents, Officer, I hope you'll realize that we were pushed to our limits. Some people are just, well, they're jerks. A domestic comedy of pa...
The Observations of Patrick Kraker.
I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly...
BLUE DREAM PLAYLIST
Growing up is difficult enough on its own without the added pressures of anxiety and antidepressants. On the surface, Noel Casey seems like any other young aspiring musi...
Death by Haggis
An Amazon Breakthrough Novel Quarterfinalist, Death by Haggis is a tongue in cheek detective novel inspired by the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for the "opening sentenc...
Heartless: A Fairy-Tale
(Previously published as 'Pickles and Ponies: A Fairy-Tale') What happens when you take a heartless prince, a talking horse, a brain-washed princess, and a bunch of fis...
Singing on the Roof
Lucian Nyx does not approve. ____ Why is Lucian avoiding other people like they have cooties? Circle one of the following: a. He's a misanthropic narcissist who does...
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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfri...
Fairy Tale My A$$
The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. A short story. ▶▶▶There is strong language and other th...
My Life with the Walter Boys [Watt...
Sixteen-year-old Jackie Howard knows nothing about her new guardian Katherine Walter when she moves from New York to Colorado. After discovering that Katherine has twelv...