Mystery / Thriller
Mystery / Thriller
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So You Might Be a Vampire - A WATT...
Nobody told Bob that when he became a vampire, he would still have to keep his day job at the pornshop. Foul-mouthed, sarcastically funny, Bob is completely new to the w...
Ethics of the Undead
Four normal teens are conned into scholarships to a charter school for vampires. Can they escape before being bled and dead? Or sucked into the school's chapter of the S...
The Cafeteria Doesn't Serve Brains...
Charlie's a geek, which isn't so bad, except he's also a zombie, which would make him uncool no matter what. The one bright point in his life is Holly, a vampire who jus...
THE SADDEST GIRL SINCE THE SONG DY...
Three friends travel to a temple to ask Buddha for more wealth, love and good fortune.
Heroes Deep Within
Saying Kevin Pang isn't the thinnest fourteen-year-old around is the understatement of the year. He's not smart, either, or particularly smooth with the ladies. He's nev...
Heartless: A Fairy-Tale
(Previously published as 'Pickles and Ponies: A Fairy-Tale') What happens when you take a heartless prince, a talking horse, a brain-washed princess, and a bunch of fis...
Growing up Wired
While on his computer, Victor Hastings admires the provocative pictures of girls he's dating. Meanwhile, these girls are posting more and more on Facebook and all the so...
Fairy Tale My A$$
The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. A short story. ▶▶▶There is strong language and other th...
When a semi-sentient starship loses its crew it must find a new one quickly. The nearest planet with intelligence is a small blue globe third out from its parent star. T...
Straighter than Parallel Parking
❝I think you're more of a goddamn female than I am, James.❞ | ❝Pfft, don't you know? The only thing straighter than me is my parking, Janice.❞ | Copyright © 2015 Saren...
Should Have Been The Bad Guy [Feat...
Tim is really dumb and he should have died at the beginning of this novel, because science, but he didn't, because superpowers. He does the cool kid thing and uses his p...
My Life with the Walter Boys [Watt...
Sixteen-year-old Jackie Howard knows nothing about her new guardian Katherine Walter when she moves from New York to Colorado. After discovering that Katherine has twelv...
THOR - The Glam Rock Musical [Nors...
[NOT Fanfic but Norse mythology ] Welcome to THOR - The Glam Rock Musical! Told through original Glam Rock music and poetic prose, THOR - The Glam Rock Musical is a fan...
The Chronicles of Barnia
Barney Conroy is an average guy trying to live an average life. He's just not as good at it as the rest of us. Each chapter of 'The Chronicles of Barnia' captures a...
At 8 ¾ months pregnant, Tracey Parkes has everything she wants in life. A nice house, even if it is a bit on the small side, a long awaited baby on the way and a reliabl...
In the Rouge
In a world... Where star-crossed lovers guarantee sales and novels lack all novelty... Comes a story so generic that it will appeal to everyone of every generation forev...
Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped...
*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a co...
Men in Tights [Watty Award Winner]...
[WINNER of the 2014 Watty HQ Love Award!] [A Wattpad Featured Story!] It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...some doofus dressed in spandex. The only attention Abby Ham...