Cynical Stories

I made a career travelling through time killing the worst people in history: Gacy, Denke, Dahmler, Vasquez, Hitler more than once. But it's when I keep seeing her at every killing that I realise that I have competition. I might be the next one on her list, and the only thing more dangerous than being in a hitwoman's sights is falling in love with her. Cover by: CasualClyde https://cara.app/casualclyde/portfolio/book-covers Or https://www.instagram.com/casuall.clyde/

The story continues as the mysterious warden of Zig-Zig is eventually informed about Herschel's escape. Against every principle of his precious Dalmicir school, Lyeasrakardsul submits and asks the Knomes for help before finally receiving the dreaded p-wyrd. Herschel is arrested as a chicken thief and brought to the town Stagna where he has been prejudged as a p-e-r-v-e-r-t by popular opinion, and where he will have some of the most significant encounters in his life.

THE USEFUL IDIOTS. At least in the military, the enemy wore uniforms. In civil service, they wear three-piece suits, carry clipboards, and ask you to fill out triplicate forms to request permission to breathe. Meet the veteran who traded a real combat zone for seventeen years behind enemy lines in the windowless, fluorescent-lit asylum of federal bureaucracy. Surrounded by a rotating cast of bobbleheads, empire-building morons, and GS-14 professional online shoppers, he lived to tell the tale. From the 50-year employee shuffle and the 30-day phantom training deadlines to the infinite loop of meetings to plan meetings about meetings, this is a gritty, laugh-out-loud, finger-pointing dispatch from the corporate escalator to nowhere. Strap in, hold onto your lukewarm coffee, and welcome to the greatest 2,000-hour-a-year comedy hour on earth.

In Book 1 of a spinoff series set in the universe of Zootopia, after the arrest of the Lynxley family, Nick and Judy have returned to duty as police officers. Eager for the next case to crack together as a rare partnership, Nick and Judy get worrying news from Chief Bogo that their next case to crack won't be done together, for the first time, Nick and Judy will be separated. Book 1 follows Nick Wilde on a case he's not prepared for, in joint work with the ATF... *Chapter releases are random, so check in here and there* *This book takes place directly after Zootopia 2, there are very minor spoilers for the real movie* *This book is not related to "2 Sparks (Zootopia)" it is a separate more canon-like universe* *All events in this story are not canon to the Zootopia universe* *I am not endorsed by Disney or Disney Animation in anyway* *There is no hard romance in this story* *This is not a Nick x Judy fan fic* *Deep themes and crime are explored but violence and language are kept at a minimum* *This story focuses on Nick Wilde alone* *All rights to Zootopia belong to Disney and it's respected assets* *THIS STORY INCLUDES INTERACTIVE ELEMENTS*

Ronan Sullivan never thought that his homework essay would land him in the Advanced English class. Now stuck with three girls and an adolescent mind, he attempts to navigate the treacherous, murky-filled life of a teenager while trying to be ordinary. Read. Vote. Comment. This novel is unlike anything you would read and I promise it just gets better. [Inspired by Oregairu] Trying to post as much as I can possible.

Arya a teenage girl yet more matured than her age finds herself in an Imbroglio when she falls in love with someone who turned out to be Noone. Btw guyss this is my first book. So comment your reviews and don't forget to vote. Yours Athene Tyto

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Thoughts of a cynical Muslimah is not a story in the sense of the word. It's more like my memoirs. Not all topics will be Islamic, it's basically whatever I think of(lolz). I live in a western country, so I face ALOT of weird things that are totally worth writing about. Updates: Whenever Hope you Enjoy it!

We sit in an endless ocean together, reliant on each other. Except, we don't see it that way. I'm blind to your presence, and you to mine. We think we don't need each other, but we do. The ship is sinking, and it's not my fault. Nor is it yours. Maybe if we could get past that simple fact, we could stop The Leak.

Paint is a struggling artist trying to get by in an unforgiving world. Having long-since forgetting how to speak due to a terrible accident she can't even recall, she simply stopped trying to communicate with others. In a chance encounter, she meets a mysterious man with blue-grey eyes who helps her and then disappears without a trace. As the man starts to appear in her everyday life, she is left to wonder, 'Who is the man with the blue-grey eyes?' I will try to update this book every 2-3 days.

After the hero defeated Dark for the umpteenth time, the latter decides to get what seems to be the greatest power in the universe, the Power of Friendship.

No. This is NOT a love story about two strangers meeting under mysterious circumstances. Nor is it a paranormal romance between a human and a Butterfly. This is just a random and sorta boring essay about a scientific phenomenon of the same name as the title... But yeah, by all means, if you're bored of chick-lit, give this a try.

The first time Lia sets eyes on Jason, she is awestruck. He's everything you'd expect the average teenage girl to fall for - charming, mysterious, a little cocky. But getting to know him more and more each day, Lia soon discovers how troubled this "dream boy" really is. The two embark on a life changing journey, finding the worst parts of themselves within each other. This is not a love story.

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Sage was your average 17 year old misfit. Well almost average to be exact. The only thing that separated her from everyone else was the fact that she was dead, and no one else knew.

A collection of random poetry. Mostly sad and dark poetry questioning the meaning and purpose of life. May also contain different types and genres of poetry, depending on my mood when I write. Please feel free to give me feed back so I can improve my writing.

This is what Pyro was doing while Zaptie, James, Dolan, Hyojin, and HWYM were controlling his account. He showed these pictures to me on Kik. I used to have one until I didn't want it anymore. I got the pictures before I delete my Kik. So yeah.

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It's been a long time since the world fell apart. Nobody's really sure how it happened, honestly. A lot of angry people pointed fingers and got even angrier. Pollution this, volcano that, but it happened fast enough that nobody could figure it out. There aren't many books that survived that explain exactly what occurred, but a lot of us believe there was a storm, of some sort. The world is hell, and I'm forced to live in the remnants of an oasis that I never got to experience. No amount of whining is going to bring back things that we lost. No amount of tears will make the plants grow again. No begging will make the dust go away.

Share a cringe-filled morning with Bridget as she, without a choice, sits down and listens to her bubbly mother's current rabid obsession: WEREWOLF NOVELS. In contrast, Bridget feels quite the opposite. ******* ⛔️DON'T READ if you are easily offended⛔️ ✨This is a parody, really 😄. Nothing personal; just me exploring the dynamics of two characters with opposing views (try it! It's a fun exercise for writers!). I do read Werewolf novels myself. ENJOY! ✨ ✅ SHARE only if you link back to this Wattpad story page. ❌ If published on other platforms, it's plagiarized.