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  • Perry the platypus x reader one shots
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  • Kermit X Reader {Smutty Smut Smut}
    40.1K 432 6

    Its pretty obvious

  • Jesus X reader ((all jokes))
    81.5K 1.6K 16

    I hate myself

  • shrek x reader smut
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    hi so i am 9 yeers old and i like shrek i think its good movie and i think he'd is hot and sexy nd i want to be in bed with him o i write smut with you and him thank u plz read

  • Shrek x Farquaad smut
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    This is a detailed story of how the real story of shrek goes...

  • Just call me daddy (Donald trump X shrek a true love story)
    343K 7.2K 53

    The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

  • Shrek x Reader
    121K 2.4K 11

    For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

  • dr.phil xxx steve Harvey
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    it was a cold late night in the studio. dr phil and steve Harvey were trapped with no source of warmth besides their naked bodies.

  • Big Daddy (A Danny Devito x Big Bird story)
    2K 36 6

    Have you ever wanted to know how Daddy D and Big Bird got together? Well now you can. Read This and see the magic that is...Big Daddy.

  • thanos fucks the mcu
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    the TRUE story of how thanos got the ifniyt stoneds feautring captain gaymerica and lemons this fic fucking sucks and is probably like very offensive. Probbaly because i wrote it when i was 13 lol

  • Shrek X Bread
    192K 7.5K 6

    I'm sorry

  • Pennywise the Dad!
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    I decided to do this story because a lot of my friends say that I look like pennywise and that he's my dad(which i can see and okay with) and i thought if this story. There's a bit of a spoiler if you haven't read the book: Pennywise in his spider form gives birth to his off spring but finds out only 1 lived. Pennywi...

  • Peppa Pig's Salty Tea Party
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    I hope you brought your potato chips and pretzels because this tea party is going to get salty. *COMPLETED*

  • Danny Devito x Thanos
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    please dont question my sanity just love

  • Jared X
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    Crack fics I've written featuring Jared Kleinman