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  • The Missing Soap Collection (Featured)
    809 226 11

    Taylor and Jayson are soap addicts who like to prank each other as their friends stand by and watch. A series of short stories about two roommates and their antics. It's got friends, ferrets, and of course, soap. It's bubbly, squeaky-clean humor. 💖 -Featured on WattpadAnthologies Humor Anthologies Reading List 7/15/2...

  • Fall in May
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    May Belle Grimm knows only too well that the hardest falls are the ones that happen when you aren't looking, and she has all the scars to prove it. But May is not your average San Fall girl, and nothing is ever quite as it seems to be with Maybe, both the good and the not so good. So when May is having an especially d...

  • The Snake Eaters Daughter
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    ~Open Novella Contest 2019 ~Long List Selection~ Desdemona Hunter is the kind of girl who has always owned more knives than Barbies. Who can run ten miles over mountainous terrain with a twenty-pound rucksack on her back. She can field strip an AK-47 assault rifle in five minutes, upside down and blindfolded in the ra...

  • Peter's Little Peter
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    🍌🍌🍌Think Netflix's SEX EDUCATION, but without the accents, and instead of pictures and sound, I put the words on the screen, and you paint the pictures with your mind.🥒🥒🥒 *** Some guys are showers. Some guys are growers. Then there's Peter. He's got a big secret about a little problem (in his pants). But one day...

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  • Winter in May
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    Winter is coming and it's almost time for Darren Dean to leave San Fall and resume his life in Sunset Beach. Only one thing is holding him back form his glorious return to the hell that spawned him ...the strange girl that he's fallen in love with. Maybe has fallen down more times than she can remember and has all th...

  • Side Quests
    153 60 26

    A home for all the random stuff I think up that doesn't fit anywhere else: fanfics, images, video, short stories that don't work in main WIPs, tips & tricks, etc. Joe Rover ebooks are available at many online retailers.

  • Chasing Red
    220M 7.7M 86

    Chasing Red and Always Red are now published and available in ebook and paperback on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, iBooks and Google Play. Links on my profile :) When cynical straight-A college student Veronica Strafford gets kicked out of her apartment, notorious basketball player Caleb Lockhart offers her a place to sta...

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  • The QB Bad Boy and Me
    29.4M 826K 64

    Dallas Bryan is focused on her future, but whenever she's around Drayton Lahey, the bad boy quarterback, her mind keeps falling back to the present. ***** Dallas Bryan is a no-nonsense cheerleader with her sights set on a dance scholarship to CalArt...

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  • The Name's Kharma - Miss Reaper if You're Nasty
    638 100 15

    *Short-listed for the 2019 Open Novella Contest* {2019 ONC Ambassador Pick} Sibling rivalry is a tale as old as time. For Kharma, her particular tale goes back to before time began. She's the youngest of seven archangels, and the only girl. Like her older brother, Lucifer, the Creator had banished Kharma to spend a...

  • Love, Death & Second-hand Furniture | Complete
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    Clara is thrifty. She rents a cheap apartment, works multiple jobs, still has the same set of chairs from her university days. When she decides to get a free Craigslist couch, she knows what to expect: questionable stains, damp, assortment of bugs... a ghost, however, is a surprise. Especially one who likes TV, talks...

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  • Zombie Soap
    1K 228 14

    Zombieland and Outbreak come together as a story of five best friends who must survive the zombie apocalypse caused by generic soap. Jayson is gung-ho, always ready for action and a nice soapy prank when his ferret falls sick after eating his roommate's generic soap. Things go horribly wrong after his ferret seemingly...

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  • Dorthy
    36.2K 4.7K 73

    Zombie and werewolves and witches, oh my! Dorothy is a normal teenage girl. She goes to school, hangs out and resists the advances of the boys in her year. And she lives with her aunt after the death of her parents. A trip to a mall is brought to an abrupt halt when a freak storm hits. Dorothy is transported to anot...

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  • Fate Called Me A Pussy
    288 54 6

    When adventure calls, 16 year old James Imperial chooses to roll over and go back to sleep. However, Fate is an easily offended woman and decided to kick him out of his comfort zone with a mission to head back in time and collect the Cards of Fate. An Ace, Jack, King and Queen await for him in time that has already p...