"I'll never meet him, I will never be able to touch him, I will never be able to breath the same air as him, and the worst part is that he doesn't even know I exist. I'm just a fan" highest ranking: #1 in fanfiction
"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...
The children of South Park are all grown up and had kids of their own! Which are now going to the South Park High School! The kids begin to fear to have the rest of their childhood become boring with no adventure...but what happens when someone from the past come's back for revenge?
Stan is finally done with Wendy. He has no idea why he's stayed with her this long when he has someone he cares for so much more, and he knows Kyle cares for him too. Craig and Tweek are still together, as 'fake boyfriends', but Tweek really does love Craig and wants to be with him seriously. He knows Craig wants it t...
Everyone has two sides to themselves, you've got to look for it and embrace it. Completed
This is a story every cry baby can relate to whether you're sipping from a sippy cup or eating milk and cookies.