Sans's Joke Book - Undertale

welcome to my little book where i write down some of my best jokes. so waddyasay? look around a bit! tell me some of your PUNny jokes and puns in a comment! peace.

Punmaster's crush (sans x reader)

Monsters have just taken to the surface. They settle in well, and you decide to lean a bit more. You find yourself at Mt. Ebbot, and fall through the now open 'barrier'.

Cyber Bully (NaLu)

Published September 28, 2014 Completed Lucy Heartfilia. The girl who was branded as the school's biggest nerd. Lucy was unhappy with her life. She never once had someone be so kind to her as to be her friend. Everyone was just brutal, no mercy for her whatsoever. They didn't know of her home life. Rather, they didn't...

Love Is Not A Game (Undertale Sans X Reader)

The world is set in the age of technology but gangs still flow through the streets. After the Monsters escape MT.Ebott, the world was a big different, Sidney and her friends must see to the world what has changed and what needs to be change. She will go through trial and error, but will she make a mistake she doesn't...

Let Me Run

It's been two years since the barrier was shattered... All was well until humanity's opinion and voices ruined it all. The war had begun. --------------- Although one girl had always seen the world as a sickening place... A majority of humanity was indeed contaminated, but she was one of the individuals who deserved t...

Into The Game >> (Sans X Reader) Undertale FanFiction

It was just a normal Saturday. (Y/N) was playing Undertale for the millionth time. She was obsessed. (Y/N) had played all of the routes. True Pacifist, No Mercy/Genocide, Neutral. She experimented with killing certain characters doing different things. Then, as (Y/N) started a new game, she felt a falling sensation...

Eleutheromania | Gaster!Sans (UNDER HUGE CONSTRUCTION)

obsession for freedom.

Gaster!Sans X Reader

Yes, I find him very attractive. Let's get to the script: I'm thinking I'm going to add something VERY special in this story for all my sinners. OOHHH YYYYEEESSSSS~

It's Called Life (Sonic x Reader x Shadow x Silver) [ON HOLD]

Leaving your childhood home, you now live in a new city, a new house, and a new school, in Mobius. In this unknown city, you actually find yourself encountering many kind teenagers at your school. But little do you know, there's someone special growing in your heart. To find out, read on! All SEGA characters belong to...

I want Her (Underswap!Sans x Shy!Reader)

Yandere!Underswap!Sans x Shy!Reader And some Papyrus x reader -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- He was so sweet, so innocent. All he loved doing was cooking tacos, listen to his brothers puns, and try to be friends with everyone. Then you're pushed down a hole and end up in this strange new underground. After seei...

N x Pokemon Reader

This is my first story. i hope that you will enjoy it. Reader isn't an actual Pokemon. They just have 2 forms, human and Pokemon one. I won't spoil you anything so you will have to read the story to find out what it is about. have fun ^-^ Picture (artist unknown): https://assets.about.me/background/users/l/u/p/lupeesp...

No longer lonely sans x reader

This is a sans x reader from undertale. I found some really great stories for this but they were incomplete. I love the character sans and I know a lot of other people love him too. WARNING!!!!!!! This book will contain spoilers from the pacifist and genecide route so pls read with caution. List...

Watch Dogs - The Book

In this city no one can hide from me. No one. I wasn't always this guy. They crossed a line, and for that I will make them pay. Someone ordered a hit on me. It costed my niece's life. Now, I'm coming for them. I'll turn their city against them. They think I'm a man out of control, but I've never had so much control.

C A N C E L { Sans X Reader }

How many times have you seen this world, how many resets does it take for you to give up hope? Does anything even matter after all this, does trying do anything? Will the struggle help at all, can I even believe in anyone anymore? The only thing keeping me going now is my resentment.

Dying Light (Sans X Reader) (sad)

Like the title says, it's gonna be sad. But there is a happy end to it I promise!

✦Are You Ready For Round 2?✦ (Sequel to I'll Protect you)[Book 2]Fnaf 1&2 x Reader x Markiplier[Completed]

Several months later, Five night's at Freddy's 2 is released. (Y/n) and Mark find themselves stuck inside the game again, this time with no doors and more animatronics. Will they survive the game again? *Cover picture belongs to BazukaTREE on Deviantart*

100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by...

Gaster!Sans X Reader

Usually, you wouldn't have had the most interesting life. However one fateful night, that had changed. ~~~ Heellllp! I need the cover art owner! The cover art is not my own artistry, and I wish to credit the artist who made that fabulous artsy picture. Please give me a link to their channel/account/page if you find th...

Knock Knock {A Sans X Reader - Undertale}

You were always a curious child. One day, your curiosity took you too far. You lived not to far from a mountain, MT. Ebott, and always wanted to see what was on the top. Your parents had told you stories about the mountain and you had always wanted to see if they were true, being the naïve child you were. One day, you...

[Discontinued] Ink!Sans X Reader: Painting My Broken Heart

Sooooo..... theres not much Ink Sans X Readers.. So i made THIS BOOK! Inky is a ggggreat! Character and super cute >o<, So... why not make one :D Undertale does not belong to me Anyways leets start!!! ~Ashwey

Puns ( Sans x reader )

Warning! There is a chance that there will be spoilers for the pacifist run of undertale. I recommend finishing that before reading this. There won't be any spoilers for the no mercy run, so don't worry about that! Also, don't worry about anything NSFW/lemon if that's not what you're into-there won't be any of that he...

Sans x Reader:You Are My Strength

The world has been reset once again. The previous story line was a genocide route. Sans is happy to have his bro back. The time has come again for another child to fall down the hole. This time Sans is going to make sure this human will go down the right path. To his surprise a teenager has fallen, instead of the usua...

Hell's Hounds(Gaster!SansxReader)

So, Frisk set all the monsters free from the underground and they're becoming the ambassador for the monsters. And in this story Sans happens to be Gaster!Sans due to a 'accident' that is the cause of Gaster's death. And you're like forced to protect the 'gang' (Frisk, Papyrus, Gaster!Sans, Flowey, Undyne, Alphys, Met...

Lonesome Together || Sans x Reader

༺═──────────────═༻ Lycanthrope /ˈlʌɪk(ə)nˌθrəʊp/ noun A person born half human, half wolf. Also known as a werewolf or shifter. ...

A Cry From A Hybrid (Sans x Reader)

Being a 21 year old wasn't easy, especially for you. After an attempted suicide that ended in you meeting a certain skeleton, your life got flipped upside down. And now you have... powers?! Hey! This is my first ever story haha don't kill me ;-; um, I'll have to drop a trigger warning for suicide sooo... Don't read if...

Lost in Despair (Lonely!Sans x Mute!Reader)

Press your fingers together, zip your lips shut, and throw away the key. Once it's time to be free, go fetch that golden key and speak. Unless someone stole your golden key and threw it in the depths of the Black Sea; your nightmares and worst fears. ---- "Even if it kills me a second time." ---- The series- First...

Smart Ass Comebacks (Funny Comebacks & Insults)

Lots of swearing, so read at your own risk. Majority of these comebacks are pretty rude, but are not meant to offend anyone, so don't read this book if you don't like that. This is just for jokes. And pls don't leave any rude comments, they will just be deleted.

♥I'll protect you♥ [Book 1]Fnaf x Markiplier x Reader [Completed]

You bump into the great Markiplier while walking home, You exchange numbers and meetup at marks house to play Fnaf, you feel strange and you both black out, Only to awaken in the game. Will you both survive? *Cover picture belongs to rydi1689 on Deviantart*

The Golden Opportunity (Goldie X Reader Sequel)

Please read 'Nobody's Perfect but I'm Golden' before reading this one to understand what's going on. (Y/N) has been kidnapped by a mystery person. No one has any leads on where she may have been taken or who took her. Gold has one idea, but no one will bother to listen, thinking he just wants to blame someone in his t...

The Angel That Hoped | Undertale | Sans x Reader

W.D. Gaster, the royal scientist for King Asgore. He has done many experiments, most being successful, though some ended in failure. This time, Gaster has been working on an experiment to create living monsters! He has been successful once, creating a beautiful child with wings that he wishes to give to the king. The...