❝ MAYBE IF WE AGREE TO BE SAD LOSERS TOGETHER, THE PATHETIC ASPECT DISAPPEARS? ❞ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ༊*·˚ ❤️🩹 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐲 in which two hogwarts students are dumped unexpectedly and find comfort in wallowing away in their sorrows together. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ book 4 in the "𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐬" oliver wood 𝒙 fem! oc ── © neilspoets 2022 cover by @ -swrites

❝ SHE DATES PEOPLE TO GIVE THEM EXPERIENCE? ❞ ❝ SHE'S RICH, PRONGS. DON'T QUESTION HER BUSINESS CONCEPT. ❞ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ༊*·˚ 💰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 in which james potter believes his failure with lily evans is down to his inexperienced past with girls and obtains bronwyn ward to help him solve his problem. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ book 1 in the "𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐬" james potter 𝒙 fem! oc ── © neilspoets 2021 cover by @ -swrites

❝ YOU KISS EVERYONE ON THIS LIST, AND I RESIGN FROM THE TEAM. ❞ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ༊*·˚ 💌 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 in which one adolescent bet results in bianca larsson, not only kissing twenty-one of her classmates, but realising that she cares for adrian pucey a lot more than she ever wanted to admit. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ book 3 in the "𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐬" adrian pucey 𝒙 fem! oc ── © neilspoets 2020 cover by @-swrites

❝ NOTE TO SELF: 𝘕𝘌𝘝𝘌𝘙 HAVE A BABY WITH GEORGE WEASLEY. ❞ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ༊*·˚ 🍼 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭 in which addie and george are paired together for a school project and she is forced to co-parent with the boy she hates the most. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ book 5 in the "𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐬" george weasley 𝒙 fem! oc ── © neilspoets 2021 cover by @-swrites