You meet Eret one day when Hiccup disappears right before a dragon race. Astrid needed help with finding him, and when they did, they saw something that wasn't what you had expected, and you get a new admirer. ( based on the movies HTTYD 2-3 and onward)
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
(Y/n) has been looking for a boyfriend for so long. She has tried everything: dating apps, talking to random people, dating her friends exes, asking out ALL of her friends, and even banging deer in the woods. She was so close to giving up on love entirely, BUT there was one person she didn't expect to meet...
