Time: 9:23 AM
Location: Inside Cart
Status: Passed Out
Naofumi: Are you okay?, Kayden?
Naofumi Keeps Poking my cheek with a stick, i already passed out inside the cart.
Filo: are you okay? Oni-chan..
Kayden: *Computer Error Noise MP4*
Naofumi: I Feel like.. He's been shocked in the morning..
Gil suddenly appear through a golden gate along with Yua and Raphtalia
Gil: He's got a severe case of lovesickness
Naofumi: huh?! Seriously? I mean Look at him right now. He screams the hell out of life realizing he's hugging her for the entire morning.
Gil: *shrugs* Noone knows what caused him to be that way, not even my elixir can cure him.
Naofumi: hey look..
With Kayden's Half dead but barely tries to fight and almost grab the Pepsi can. He tries to open it without looking but can smell the energy. It opened and it spilled over Kayden's face, and it went in my mouth.
Kayden: *Right Blue Eye Glow* POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
Grip Pepsi and drop it.
Kayden: IN A CAN!
Gil wraps his arms around Yua, causing her to blush
Gil: Poor Kayden, he will never know the pleasure of a woman's embrace
Yua: G-GIl!!!
Kayden: huh? I already felt it once and my brain almost exploded and I ran off, my weaknesses are very complicated on my Virtual Body.
Gil: *smug* Raphtalia
Raphtalia: Yes, father?
Gil: Why don't you give my old friend Kayden a good ol' hug?
Kayden: I know what you're thinking Gil But It's Not Gonna Happen! If Rapthalia gets Few Step Closer and I'll Escape!
Gil: Enkidu
Chains shoots out from the GoB and traps Kayden
Kayden: AGH, GOLD EXPERIENCE!!
Gold Experience Pulls out my Toolgun to Delete all the Chains one by one.
Kayden: now, you've done it.
Pull out the Requiem Arrow on my hand.
Kayden: Once it transforms into requiem, you can't hold me!, FREEDOM!!
Gil: OKAY HOLD IT, HOLD IT! You win! Jesus christ, don't waste a requiem arrow like that
Kayden: Phew... Don't you dare sike on me once I drop my guard...
Gil: *sigh* I was just trying to help you overcome your weakness
Kayden: My Weakness almost killed me. -__-, for real seez, Imagine a Kiss as a OP Charger on Kayden's body battery. Once it hit, it will explode just like my brain.. Have you heard that the most powerful thing in the universe was love? Einstein said that.
Gil: *sigh* whatever.....
Kayden: ye, only if I gave permission to hug me..
Gil: I got better things to do than staying here all day. Yua, Raphtalia, we are leaving
Yua/Raphtalia: Haiii~
He opens a golden portal
Gil: See you later
They walked through the portal, and it closes
Kayden: Great, i thought i was about to die here.. Again..
Naofumi: Sounds like you have 0 good luck.
Kayden: it is.. And I have 25% bad luck everyday.
Kayden's Thought: Bad Luck Charm.
Kayden Do stretch for few seconds
Naofumi: I'm Hungry..
Kayden: yep.. I Guess a few eggs and rice will do the trick.. But... Why do I always get into trouble everyday? Do I deserve for having my complicated weakness in the first place?
(Time Skip)
We Headed the weapon shop to ask him if Erhard knows a dress that doesn't break when Filo transforms. Spend Few hours to find a Real Proper Shop that uses a gemstone to make magic strings. It's a pain in the ass because we end up looking around to find a gemstone outside the city and deal Nue..
Naofumi was busy updating his own shield of what kind skill he had after receiving Vibranium material
Kayden: Hey naofumi, you think you can get a vibranium material for that shield?
Naofumi: Right.. Would that increase my defense a lot of times?
Kayden: I Think so.. Yeah..
I Grab the Captain America Shield and Tried to break it so i can get a piece of material.
Kayden: Crap, it's tougher than I expected. No Choice Then.
Pulls out a Halo Energy Sword and makes a small V Cut on C.A.S. I grabbed a Piece of Vibranium material and gave it to Naofumi.
Kayden: here.
Naofumi: Another Sci Fi Weapon of yours..
Kayden: I'm Into Sci-Fi Weapons..
Naofumi Put a Vibranium Material on his cardinal shield. But High Level is Required.
Naofumi: I Knew it..
Kayden: High Level Requirements.
Filo: Master!
Naofumi: oh? You finally finish it? Your Cute.
Filo: Thank you master!
After Filo was hugging Naofumi, She Look at Kayden.
Kayden: You have no Permission to Hug me.
Filo: Oni-chan you're mean.
5 Minutes Later
Heading Towards the Village when The Merchant Told us about Herbicide was needed alot.
Filo: Master, the plants here are amazing.
Kayden: Doesn't sound to be amazing at all.
Naofumi Takes a peek outside of the Cart.
Naofumi: yeah, you'd definitely need herbicide for this.
Kayden: Oh my god, that place was overrun by Vines.
Naofumi: Filo, Take us There.
Filo: Haiii~
We Visited This Town here and Met the Village Chief.
Village Elder: Thank you so much. This place was about to overrun with Vines.
Kayden: Couldn't you have burned it in the first place?
Village Elder: We Tried everything we could think of. We even summoned adventurers, but the situation remains grave. Our Village was already overrun by vines. What's worse, the plants turned into monsters and attacked us.
Naofumi: Turned into monsters?
Village Elder: Some Adventurers set out for the village to level up. I Tried to stop them, but no avail.
Naofumi: Filo, grab the adventurers and bring them back here.
Filo was in Bird Form, Eating Red Fruits.
Filo: okay, Be right back.
Seconds later, she's already back carrying adventurers and drop them on the ground.
Filo: Plant monsters were all over the place. Some even spot poison or acid. Why would these guys go there when they're so weak? They must be stupid.
Kayden: Do you really have to say to those people.
I Pull out the Pepsi and Drink it for energy.
Kayden: I Think that's 3 times or 4, any 20 and above cause me to get drunk..
2 Minutes later
After Healing a few Childrens with a Herbicide that These Plants are parasitic to humans. Now These People are calling us The Savior of the Heavenly Fowl and they start begging.
Village Elder: Savior of the Heavenly Fowl, Please Save our Village! Our village was being ravaged by famine when the spear hero visited. When he heard of our plight, we went to some nearby ruins and brought back a seed that had been sealed there. He Called it a Miracle seed.
Kayden: *Jojo Black eyes* Yare Yare..
Naofumi: A Miracle seed that was sealed away?
Villager: at first, we were overjoyed when we saw how quickly the plants grew and bore fruit. However.
Kayden: They grew too much and overwhelmed your village? You say? The result was almost a catastrophe.
Villager: Indeed, while investigating our options, we hit upon a legend passed down the village. A Long time a-
Kayden: I Don't want to hear that backstory and cut to the chase. Where is the so-called "Miracle seed" that has been planted.
Another 2 Minutes later
Naofumi: Filo!
Filo: Haii~, High Quick!
Naofumi and Filo are dealing with the small monsters while I Deal with the Boss.
Kayden: Proton Cannon!!
I finished this battle quickly by blowing that thing off. A White Beam Blast it out of Existence.
Kayden: well, that would do it. Right Naofumi?
Naofumi: Behind you!
Kayden: nani?
I Looked Behind and it has Insane Regeneration speed and starts attacking at me with Large Vines. I Jump out with Jetboots to get out of its range.
Kayden: seriously, with this attack and its not dead yet? Then..
Pulls out a Behemoths Chain Gun, Grip on the Power Orb Boost to Increase Power damage.
Kayden: *Left Red eye Glow*I HAVE TO SHOOT THAT THING NON STOP!!
Naofumi: Filo, Get back and take cover!
Filo: Okay!
I Fly up on midair Rev it up and cause an electric sound when I Start Shooting at it, Hailing plasma Bullets on that thing's entire body and root source.
Kayden: Is That All you got!!, HINJAKU HINJAKU!!
For The Finishing Move, I Switch to Meteor Rocket Launcher and Shoot at it with 5 Plasma Explosive end up dissolving all Vines and Prepare for Landing.
1500 EXP Earned.
Kayden: Try Grow Those Weeds out ya Fast Regenerating Plant Turd.
Filo: Oni-chan was Strong and awesome.
Naofumi: Jeez, What Kind of FPS Game he have?
Gil's POV
Gil: You two, pull up your sleeves
He grabs two syringes with golden liquid in them
Gil: These syringes contain elixirs, you two needed to be injected before we go in.
Yua: But what about you?
Gil: I will be fine.
He injected them, Raphtalia yelped in pain
Gil: There, now lets go.
They make their way uphill. On their way, they walk pass several villages that suffered from the plague. Some of the even tried to beg them for medicine
Gil: Don't get too close to them. Even if you two were injected with the elixir, there's still a possibility that you might get infected.
After several minutes, they finally reached the corpse of the dragon that Sword Hero Ren slayed
The dragon corpse's eyes suddenly glow red
Raphtalia: A-an undead dragon?!
Gil: Tch, the sword hero didn't do his job properly. He always leaves his mess for someone else to clean up. Me and Raphtalia will attack it directl. Yua, you blast it with magic from afar
Yua: Hai!
Raphtalia: Got it!
Yua: Phoenix downfall!
Several feather shaped glaciers formed in midair, she snaps her fingers and launches them all at the dragon
Dragon: ROOOARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Gil: Raphtalia!
Raphtalia: Hai!
She ignited Excalibur Morgan and sliced one of its wings off
Gil opened 10 gates of Babylon and started to launch weapons at the dragon, but they barely scratched it
Gil:It seems that I am at a disadvantage, find this vexing, only the finest of weapons can bring this one down.
He waved his hand and brought out some of the higher tier weapons in the GoB.
Gil: Now die!
The dragon got skewered by several weapons and let out a painful roar
Yua: Flame lotus: hellfire meteor!
A giant sphere of condensed crimson flames appear on the sky and drops towards the dragon
BOOOOOOOMMM!
The dragon still lives despite their constant bombardment
Gil: this is getting annoying!
A condensed sphere of azure flames appear on his hands, he throws it in the air and kicks it towards the dragon
Gil: AZURE......METEORITE!!!!!
Raphtalia activates Mana Burst at full power and launches a powerful sword beam
Raphtalia: HAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
The dragon's health drops to 0 as its body is reduced to ash
Gil: To think a mere undead dragon took this long to defeat
Raphtalia whimpered
Raphtalia: I-Im sorry......
He headpatted her
Gil: Its not your fault, Raphtalia, neither is it yours, Yua.
Yua: I-if it wasn't for my weakness...
Gil walks to Yua and gives her a hug
Gil: I already told you didn't I? It's not your fault. If anything, its my incompetence as a leader!
Yua: T-thats not true! You are the best leader anyone could ever ask for!
Gil lets go of the hug and gave Yua a headpat
Gil: Now then, shall we go to a hot spring?
Yua: h-hot spring?!
She imagined being in a single hot spring with Gil and starts drooling
Gil: ...ua? Yua!
Yua: F-Fueeee?!
Gil: You were spacing out
Yua blushes and looks away
Yua: S-sorry....
(Timeskip)
Yua takes off her cloths and enters the hot spring
Yua: Huh? "A Couple that enters this hot spring together will be united forever"
The color of her face changed to a darker shade of red
Yua: N-No, Gil! If you touch me right there......huh?
She finally noticed that she was only daydreaming
Yua: *sigh* as if he would ever see me as a lover, I already got sister-zoned
If only she knew.....
She opens her hand to reveal a vile of pink liquid
FLASHBACK 4 YEARS AGO.....
Mrs. Phenex: Listen Yua, this is allied aphrodisiac. When the man you love is too dense, force him to drink this and push him into your bedroom
FLASHBACK END
To this day, she doesn't know what this drug does
Yua suddenly had a determined look in her eyes
Yua: I will make Gil fall in love with me!
Gil: Hey, Yua!
Yua: EEEP!
She quickly hides the aphrodisiac
Yua: Y-You are finally here....
Gil: W-well yeah
He took a quick look at her melons and turns away
Yua: H-hey Gil
Gil: yes? MMPH!
She quickly poured the aphrodisiac in her mouth and kissed GIl, forcing him to drink it
LEMON WARNING- (Time Sk-
Kayden: No More Time Skip, Ill Let You Do this Once, Diavolo.
Diavolo: Me? Why?
Kayden: DO IT OR I WILL SEND YOU BACK TO INFINITE DEATH LOOP
Diavolo: Okay! Okay!, King Crimson!
(King Crimson)
Kayden Only Wears Towel around his hips covered.
Kayden: Jeez, I Prefer Staying A Single Hot Spring on my own. *Drinks Pepsi and Burp* well.
Kayden Dipped in and jumped in.
Kayden: ah. It's a bliss here. My Body Feels warm, I Felt Freedom here. *Drinks pepsi* Nothing would beat the taste of my pure energ- O_O
What Kayden Saw in the Hot Spring was not suppose to see, Kayden's Face Turn Emotionless And Red Face steaming out of his head. He Slowly Turns away and a Steel look like Pen appears and it flashes on Kayden's eye's Point-blank range and passes out and falls underwater, Last pop on Kayden's Bubbles and they can only see like someone died in the hot spring.
Gil turns to see Kayden passed out about to drown underwater
Gil: Oh no.....
Gil saw Kayden's hand, it was a Neuralyzer.
Gil was starting to feel tired. He teleported themselves and Raphtalia back into the mansion right before he passed out. Gil and Yua are in his bedroom while Raphtalia was in her bedroom
Kayden Can Hear The Echo Voice of His Name
Ayden!
Kayden!
Kayden! Wake up!
Oni-chan!
Kayden: wah!!
Filo and Naofumi already went to the same hot spring spot. They already pull me out of the hotspring right into the surface.
Naofumi: Man, I Thought you died by drowning yourself.
Kayden: ugh...
Filo: Oni-chan, Im Worried.
Naofumi: Jeez, what's that on your hand?
Naofumi Concerned about The Neuralyzer.
Kayden: I Woke up holding this, means something bad or worse happened right?
Naofumi: I Think so..
Kayden Shake his head and stands up.
Kayden: Thankfully I Already Don't remember this... ugh.. My head.. *Cough 2x*
Status: Fever
(Time Skip to Team Shield room)
Kayden was wearing Cute Blue Shark Pajamas Hugging a Pillow, Filo and Naofumi were already asleep except me.
Kayden: I ,Kayden, Have a Bad Dream.
← To be Continued