Resident Evil One Shots

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just random flirting More

not straight
fell for me
Suck it
pillow
sad boi
standards
punch
romeo and juliet
convenient tool
subscribe
math
no one loves me-
potato
forgot
coffee
Cuffs
police
Kidnap
4am
Flowers
Dudes(?)
Alive

wine

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By gayy_pineapple

*Chris drunkard days*

Chris: hi excuse me can I have a glass of wine?

Employee: sorry sir this is McDonald's.

Chris: then can I get a glass of McWine?

Employee: (╯ರ ~ ರ)╯︵ ┻━┻

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