Weird/Funny Stuff I Hear At S...

By disaster_salami

12.2K 543 121

!! UPDATE: I've continued book 2!! Just a collection of weird things I hear at school or that happens to me :... More

Active Listening
Coffee is the Devil's drink
Birthday presents
Dogs eating chickens
H U Z Z A H
Elongated musk
Heads are attached to your body
my p a n t s
2 kids and an arm
No, he's British
A pond in my shoes
Gluten Free Protein Bars
Cheer Squads
Children's party
Heathers
MacBeth
Our teacher is hiding something from us
French
Straight? Who knows
Hygiene
Like this
stop touching each other
My brother's girlfriend
Hippopotamus
Chairs
Corners
Music
Paul Rudd
Almonds
Giving birth
Boyfriends
Florida Man
History
Cakes
Therapy
Tennis and lesbians
Life? Nah
Lactose Intolerant Cows
Weddings
Break In
Short Assembly
*conga lines*
Cinnamon Scroll
Raffle Tickets
The Straights
Illegal
Lipstick
Spicy music
Asian parents
Bathe in music
Fight
Photosynthesis
ur not wrong lol
Noodle
Backfired
Tangled and Percy Jackson
Norse = Welsh?
Set 3
Tributes
Giraffe
The truth about salmons
No shirt?
Christ
Black market
Active listen pt2
Wages
AN? Not really
Fidgeting
750
Rulers
Raining
Perry the platypus
Jesus Papadopoulos
Cats on full moons
ALMOND RITUAL
Take off his clothes
Coming out
I see you
Hell yea I did
Students who cant read
Touching people
16/27
Don't swear
G R U N T
Y = X
Healthhhhhhh
Giving up activated
TIME TRAVEL
Slightly torturous
Smart-arse
My way?
Eating paper
I'M GAY
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
itS A PARTY
torture devices
Cutting pencils
Heath Ledger
PEASANTS
Beetlejuice is sexy
DIE OXYGEN!
Factorise
I wanna be a cowboy baby
gentle caress
Ga Y
Yoghurtless
Paul Rudd 2.0
1K!!!!
Mullet and baldness
yall better stop touching each other
Battleships = W A R
Laptops in portals = English assignments 👌
Fire alarms
That wasnt me
THE F I S H
He looks like Mr Bean
THE C O O K I E S
uwu aro sweater
100+ chapters
Straight fingers
PUT THAT IN THE BOOK
I think she's cool...
Slam Dunks?
toilet time
B U Z Z F E E D Q U I Z
NO KAHOOT NO WORK
Flour and cocaine
Suspicious...
CULTSSSSSS
My ears are allowing me to function
Open ended questions
Do it after school pls
*LOUD KAZOO NOISE*
standard drinks
Silent teachers
Writing in yellow?
Human heads
Claimed by the gods
Jesus Papadopoulos 2.0
Clive Palmer
52 degrees
Bubbles hurt my tummy
A C H O O
16 balls
More balls than the dudes
THAT IS NOT CORRECT BECAUSE ACCORDING TO THE ENCYCLOPAEDIA OF TBHJNDFLKSJBFWBF
Careless whisper...
IS THAT A CHICKEN
Stop touching each other (part 4?) damn our class is kinky
Je suis...
FREE COUNTRIES
25 States of America
I dont need chairs.
Jesus and Uber Eats
n o h o m o
Between a sandwich
C O F F E E
i dont need tables
Ruler of Hell
teachers should never leave a class
*screams*
*summons a demon*
GET OUT ME CAR
M O T H
heterosexualiting it up *nervous laugh*
what kinda demon-
F A B U L O U S
hamilton tickets
Sleep deprivation (Parts 1/3/3)
norwegian pop
ʜɪs ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ ɪs ʜɪɢʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴍɪɴᴇ!
NORWEGIAN POP 2.0
the T A L K
Tomato Moth
do i look-
s a c r i f i c e
is this a daddy?
My ass ;)
Trebuchet
in the overhead luggage
Alexander Hamilton
ima break your neck
take me
make a circle...
m a g i c a l p o t i o n
wear socks or be electrocuted
D E V I L
hey bro i know you
why is our class always caressing something
long white hats
F for respect
pavlova
neighbours are on fire
Solid apples
THE DEVIL pt2
solids, liquids, gasses, america
water at intervals
ooh, a self burn, those are rare
fly in fly out

Yellow Bros

34 2 0
By disaster_salami

yellow bros (aka rafan) is a ship in our class between two guys... they "officially" dated, broke up, and are now currently back together

the reason it's yellow bros is because they love yellow 

ÙwÚ 

OTP

Example:

Dude 1: [Dude 2], you're my controlling boyfriend

Us: ;) oh?

Continue Reading

You'll Also Like

10.1M 506K 199
In the future, everyone who's bitten by a zombie turns into one... until Diane doesn't. Seven days later, she's facing consequences she never imagine...
29.1M 921K 49
[BOOK ONE] [Completed] [Voted #1 Best Action Story in the 2019 Fiction Awards] Liam Luciano is one of the most feared men in all the world. At the yo...
227M 6.9M 92
When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in...
54M 1.3M 70
after a prank gone terribly wrong, hayden jones is sent across country to caldwell academy, a school for the bitchy, the dangerous and the rebellious...