Geno: Hey Error, you got anything to drink?
Error: Yeah, in the fridge
Fresh: Hey Geno, uh, grab me a glass of malk
Geno: They don’t have any malk but I can get you some milk
Error: That’s what he just said.
Fresh: Yeah, I just want some malk
Geno: Nah-- you're saying it wrong-- you're saying "malk!", like it’s a disease.
Error: *laughs* how do you say it?
Geno: I’m saying it the way everyone oughta say it. "milk", M.I.L.K.
Error: Right, like 2%
Fresh: Right, like whole malk
Geno: No no no no no-- say "milkshake"
Fresh: Milkshake
Geno: Ok, so now say "milk"
Fresh: Malk
Geno: Are you hearing this?
Error: Yeah, the man wants a glass of mulk
Geno: Mulk?!
Error: Give him the malk, Geno!!!!
Nightmare: *Walks in the room* Error, inside voices please
Error: Sorry, boss, my white friends
Nightmare: *Walks away*
Fresh: GENO! POUR ME A GLASS OF MALK!!!
Geno: Why are you yelling at me?
Error: Just give him the friggin malk!
Geno: You guys aren’t even saying the same thing!
Fresh: WE’RE ALL SAYING MALK, GENO!!!
Geno: NO! YOU'RE SAYING MALK! YOUR SAYING M--
Error: MALK!
Error and Fresh: MAAAAAAAAAAALK!
Fresh: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALK!
Geno: SHUT UP!! *holds revolver* SHUT UP!! *points the gun to his skull*
*everyone holds revolvers*
Error: YOU BETTER PUT IT DOWN
Fresh: DON’T-- DON’T DO IT!! GENO!!
Geno: Your gonna shoot me if I shoot myself? That doesn’t make any sense!
Error: GENO PUT IT DOWN!
Fresh: PUT THE GUN DOWN!!!
Geno: PUT YOUR GUNS AWAY!!
Error: GENO PUT IT DOWN NOW!!
Geno: I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF FOR THIS!
Fresh: YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!
Geno: PUT THE GUN DOWN!
Fresh: YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!
*SOBBING*
Geno: And then after that we pull the trigger, all of us.
Fresh: No-- we’re not filming something like that.
Geno: Why not?
Fresh: It’s so dark, I don’t know.
*cat in oven*
Fresh: Geno, I’m gonna call you back, I’m really busy.
(Original by Julian Smith)