~With Peter; 9:00 AM~
I felt anxious waking up with my match with Chris because not only will this be his last in WWE, but he's going in the Hall of Fame. Right after I showered and dressed, I went down to the lobby and see Kairi talking with Chris.
Me: What's going on? Good morning.
Chris: Morning man. We were just talking about you.
Me: Really? Any insults I should know about?
We all laughed as I went to the buffet to grab some breakfast. When I grabbed the tongs to pick up some eggs, a hand grabbed me and it was none other than Michael Cole of all people. I looked up and he wasn't happy.
Cole: You ruined my career as an announcer.
He kept going.
Cole: You costed me my job and now Vince wants to bring back JR to be the head commentator THANKS TO YOU!
He swung and hit me in my jaw, causing me to spill my breakfast and fall. Chris saw that and pushed Michael away from me.
Chris: Get out of here, you son of a bitch!
Cole: He costed my job and he deserved it!
Chris: Security, get him out of here!
The security grabbed Cole and threw him out of the hotel. I texted Hunter the incident and when he knew what went wrong, he fired Mike Cole on the spot.
(A/N: Gettit? Mike Cole, as in "Michael"? Aw, fuggedaboutit.)
That was it: no more "oh my" bits. No more "vintage" lines. In fact, no more commentary from Cole. Finally after the incident, JR was brought back and was made head commentator for Raw and Smackdown.
How can we forget all the commentary that Cole had put us through and his "vintage superstar" bullshit?
Chris and Kairi checked on me as I was given a slab of raw steak for my jaw.
Kairi: You alright?
Me: I'm fine. I just don't think I'll eat for now.
Chris: I just hope you're okay for tonight.
They helped me up and something was wrong. I felt a headache when I was helped up. I felt my forehead and it was bad.
Me: We gotta get to the doctor.
Kairi: Huh? Why?
Me: Something doesn't feel right.
Kairi: Okay. I'll bring the car around.
Chris: I'll stay here.
We packed our bags, headed to a clinic and what we discovered shocked me.
Doctor: Unfortunately, Peter you have sustained a dislocated jaw. You'll be out for at least a month.
Me: A MONTH?! I got a match tonight!
Chris: Peter, calm down, man. Health has to come first.
Me: Tonight was supposed to be the best match of my life and now this?! I want to press charges on Michael Cole.
Kairi: Peter, no. There's already charges on him.
Me: Then I hope he rots in prison.
I started tearing up and was crying. Kairi saw that and hugged me. Chris patted my back and was sad about it.
~With Chris~
Hearing that Peter can't compete tonight was heartbreaking for him, same for me. I had no choice but to call Vince and tell him that Michael Cole injured Pete, the match is off and that I have to announce my HOF induction tonight.
Vince: Hello?
Me: Vince. It's Chris.
Vince: What's going on?
Me: Peter's been injured and he's out for a month.
Vince: Oh my God. Peter must be devastated!
Me: He is. In fact, I'm in front of him and he has tears in his eyes.
He was a total mess. I couldn't bear to watch someone I treat like he's my son in tears of wrestling in the final match of my career be taken away.
Vince: We just fired Mike and we removed him from the history books because of what just happened. Chris, you tell Pete that I'm rooting for him to return next month.
Me: Thanks, Vince. I'm sure he'd be happy to hear that.
Vince: Of course. See you tonight.
Me: Yeah.
I hung up and went over to comfort Peter. When I told him that Mike has been erased from WWE history, he was happy to hear that, but he still cried.
~With Kairi~
I couldn't bear to hear my Peter not being cleared to compete. That bastard ruined everything. I know that when I see him next time, I will run him over with my car. And just when you think that's gonna be it, think again. I'm gonna back up and run his legs over many times, crushing them to the point that they're like jelly. And then, I get out of the car, and that's when the real ass-kicking begins.
Just when I thought that, Michael walked in and looked like he wanted to apologize. I was gonna kill him, but Chris already beat me to it. He beaten him up to the point that Cole was barely conscious. And what Chris said was something no child should ever hear.
Chris: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT AND I HOPE YOUR MOM REGRETTED GIVING BIRTH TO YOU!
He threw him out of the room and Cole was able to get out on his own.
As Cole was walking out, we heard an audible "I'm fucking sorry", but didn't believe that apology because he has a problem then, now, forever.
~With Peter~
Hearing that from Cole? I don't forgive him at all. And hearing him say the f-bomb just reminded me: did you know Cole actually dropped f-bombs while Raw was on commercial? This was leaked and trust me, I wish I was lying. You can actually look it up on YouTube and hear him say them. A fan was complaining about his commentary and was planning on changing the channel. Cole said, "Listen, f--khead. You can change the f--king channel for all I care! What the f--k are you doing? What the f--k are you doing?"
(A/N: I actually like this Michael Cole. I'd listen to that 3 hours a week.)
And this wasn't the only problem, he actually talked back to Vinny Mac in early 2014. During the commercials, commentators are allowed to say whatever they want and Vince McMahon told Cole to say the price of renting the WWE Network for $9.99 once the show came back. And Rolley Rolley Coley told him: "You want me to say that? Because I said it a s--tload of times already!" That's when Vince said to Cole that if he doesn't, he's going to have Heidenreich rape him like what happened years ago, and Cole replied, "Yes sir. Yes sir. Yes sir. I got it. Sir."
You won't believe it, but WWE actually wants us to forget about those times. Well, joke's on them, we remember those good ol' times.
And the question remained the same: how the actual goddamn fuck was he still employed to the biggest wrestling company in the world?!! That remained a mystery until now.