scp 049 j: *kicks down a door*
scp 173 j: wh-
scp 049 j: so you mean to tell me i can't suck a fruit roll up off your dick as a friend?!
scp 173: pfft- AHAHAHAHAHAHA-
scp 173 j: *mortified* D:
let him suck a fruit roll up off 173 j's dick
but as a ✨🎉💞𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭🧜♀️🎂🎀
scp 049 j: wait, so you're telling me that sandy(173 j) and i and make out and cuddle as friends?
scp 049: YES! you can't DO THAT! YOU GUYS ARE FRIENDS! NOT LOVERS!
scp 049 j: ...wack bro
damn i wish me and my bestie could do normal bestie things, like cuddle
scp 173 j: *about to do something gay with 049 j* no homo
scp 049 j: *tearing up* no homo bro???
scp 173 j: uhhh no?
scp 049 j: not even a little bit???
scp 173 j: no????????
scp 049 j: *sniff* fuuuuck
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a/n 2 changed 173 j's name