Seokjin: who cares about hashtags when there are hash browns?
Yoongi: so i bought one of those bath bomb thingies online, you know to give it a go because literally everyone has them. i put it in and the water turn so red, it looked like i was bathing in the blood of my enemies and it turned me on a little.
Hoseok: ...AHHHHHH...sorry, i thought screaming would lighten up the mood a little bit.
Namjoon: WHY ISN'T THIS WORKI- oh i forgot to turn the tv on.
Jimin: I CAN'T OPEN THIS CAN WITH THIS CAN OPENER!
Taehyung: do you think kim get's yeezy's for free??
Jungkook: *watching a man get killed on tv* well that's fucking dreadful
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