Not Violentine. Just another one for my friends
@Rose_Le_Flower my ex wife
and
My one and only dork, @MimiTMC
God this one's long.
HA! that's what she said
okay I'll stop now.
Enjoy!
:)))
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Rose_Le_Flower: *arrives in the Court room* okay yall let's get this over with >:(
*random people start heading in the court room*
Rose_Le_Flower: who are these people?
Rose_Le_Flower's Lawyer: They were random people we picked off the streets and payed each of them 5 bucks *shrugs*
Rose_Le_Flower: ....okaay??
*Author bursts through the door moon walking Michael Jackson style all the way to her seat*
Author: *reaches seat* WATTUP YALL?!
Judge: That is no way to speak in a court room!
Author: stfu I'm having a moment
Judge: .... okay then but where is YOUR lawyer?
*MimiTMC suddenly enters the room while cat walking towards the Author*
MimiTMC: *stops in the center* Your Queen has arrived. Bow down thy filthy peasants
Room: *confused as fuck*
MimiTMC: *used the FABULOUS power of her Victoria Secret to make them bow down*
Rose_Le_Flower: what the hell?
MimiTMC: Sorry this ain't hell. Though if you want you can stay in the Hazbin Hotel?
*cough* reference *cough*
Rose_Le_Flower: Okay enough with this. Please continue with the divorce
Judge: Okay then. So why do you want a divorce against your err...
Rose_Le_Flower: FRIEND. MY FRIEND 'AUTHOR'
Judge: so why?
Rose_Le_Flower: It was forced marriage
Author: TECHNICALLY I didn't force you. You were just standing there-
Rose_Le_Flower: yes I was standing there thinking about what have I done wrong to deserve this.
*Author's dramatic ass comes back*
Author: *dramatically gasps* how dare thee accuse me of such lies?
MimiTMC: *whispers to Author* honey turn down your dramatic ass a bit
Author: *dramatically gasps again* the audacity! *gasps again*
Angelika: *at the back while speaking to the judge* you see what I have to deal with?
Judge: Yes. A very dramatic author. A very sensitive Rose_Le_Flower and a bipolar MimiTMC.
Rose_Le_Flower: This. This is why.
Author: asshole fuck you. I'm very tolerable..... if you have the patience :)
Angelika: wait where is your fellow idiot?
Author and Rose_Le_Flower: *looks around for MimiTMC*
*MimiTMC comes back through the door*
MimiTMC: I just came back from shoving all the sugar up my ass. So what's up? :)
Rose_Le_Flower: You say that like it's the most normal thing
MimiTMC and Author: Cause it is
Rose_Le_Flower: *sighs while face palming* Idiots. Down right idiots
Author: Yeah and you're one of them *smiles*
Rose_Le_Flower: shhhhh!
Angelika: at this point I think yall need Jesus
The three idiots: huh? Where?!!!
MimiTMC: Aww He ain't here *pouts*
Rose_Le_Flower: *stays silent*
Author: *reading smuts*
MimiTMC: ooh what's that?
Author: smuts
Angelika: Okay that's it. No amount of holy water is gonna fix your dirty infected brains
Author: BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I HAVE A BRAIN!
Angelika: honey we talked about this. Your brain didn't die during Math period
Author: It felt like it died. :'(
Angelika: No-
MimiTMC: Mine went on vacation to buy Victoria Secret
Author: OH so that's why you only wore some of it.
Rose_Le_Flower: Yeah I noticed that too. It was only this time where I saw you not looking like you wore the entire Victoria Secret store.
Author: Yeah instead you wore Half the store
MimiTMC: Thank you. I'm glad you noticed hihi ^////^
Angelika: YALL are crackheads but this time I'm really thinking that you guys really cracked your heads
Rose_Le_Flower: huh where's the crack? *touches her head*
*author comes in with about a whole cart filled with wine*
Room: the fuck are u doing?
Author: ...
Angelika: *so utterly disappointed in one of her 'children'*
MimiTMC: *sneakily takes one of the wine bottles and succeeds*
Rose_Le_Flower: ....can I have some?
Author: sure *hands over but stops*
MimiTMC: *in the judge's chair making slurping noises while crossing her legs*
Room: *looks at her*
MimiTMC: I told yall to bow down but NOOOOO
Room: *bows down cause why the fuck not*
Rose_Le_Flower and Author: *stands beside MimiTMC while drinking wine on their fancy ass glasses*
Angelika: *beside Author* you know what. Screw it! *grabs bottle and starts to drink aswell*
Room: *still bowing down*
Judge: *had enough so he yells at them down there* YOU KNOW WHAT! DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT STAY MARRIED OR WHATEVER SOME SHIT! I'M QUITTING THIS DAMN JOB! JESUS YOUR CASE IS HARDER THAN A MURDER CASE! FUCK!!! *storms out*
Author: ....so that ended well
Rose_Le_Flower: yeah but no divorce
MimiTMC: don't worry. I already took care of it. My brain came back and took care of the process
Author: at least it did something
MimiTMC: I know right
......
Author: so you wanna blow up the court house?
MimiTMC: *stands up* I thought you'd never ask
Rose_Le_Flower: sure I'll join
*the three idiots look at there mom while pouting so she'll join them*
Angelika: UGH FINE! but if I go to jail I'm blaming you three
The three idiots: YES MOM!
The four of them: *plants c4 everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE!*
Rose_Le_Flower: err why are you putting the C4 on my arm?
Author: oh sorry. MimiTMC said everywhere so I thought....
Angelika: *coughs* *coughs*
Author: oh right! Everyone-
MimiTMC: EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR ASSES TO TURN INTO A BUNCH OF ASHES!
Crowd: *runs for their lives and SAFELY exited the room*
Angelika: now that's over with
Rose_Le_Flower: so what now?
MimiTMC: Wanna go out then blow it up from there then walk slowly like badasses
Author: yes
MimiTMC: Okay then let's go! *drags the three of them out*
Angelika: kids make some distance between you and the court house. I don't want my children flying cause of the explosion
The three: yes mom
Author: so let's do this *ready to press the button*
Angelika: countdown everyone
Rose_Le_Flower: 1
MimiTMC: 2
Angelika: 3
Author: 4
Everyone: 5!!!!
Author: *presses button*
I'll leave it to your imagination :)
Rose_Le_Flower you got your divorce.
Tbh this is awesome.
I kinda wanna draw this. But I know that I have no artistic bone that exists in my body so 😭😭😭
If someone asks me if I can draw I mostly answer with "If you consider stick men art then sure!"
I can't draw. Periodt :')
This was random.
Mhm.
Random as fuck
But my best crack ever 😁