🗒 ❛ XXX : rooftop chaos ༉‧₊˚✧
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"ʸᵒᵘ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵃ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ ⁱⁿ ᵐᵉ,
ⁱᶠ ʸᵒᵘ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇˡᵉˢ, ⁱ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ 'ᵉᵐ ᵗᵒᵒ.
ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ⁱˢⁿ'ᵗ ᵃⁿʸᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᴵ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵈᵒ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ,
ʷᵉ ˢᵗⁱᶜᵏ ᵗᵒᵍᵉᵗʰᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃⁿ ˢᵉᵉ ⁱᵗ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ,
'ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ʸᵒᵘ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵃ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ ⁱⁿ ᵐᵉ."
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{ jin's pov }
honestly, HONESTLY, i've never stumbled as STUPID as mr jung hoseok over here. (well, before i met kang jinhee)
i mean, he hit me WITH A FRYING PAN. how stupid could someone get?
and to make her look even more stupider, in her attempt to stop the sheets of seaweed from flying away, she tried to hold it. BUT, she held it TOO HARD, and CRUSHED ALL OF THEM.
oh. my. god.
at this rate, i will die early from a cardiac arrest and a severe intense headache.
can't my kids give me a break for just 2 seconds?
'JINHEE! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SEAWEEDS?!'
i exclaimed, giving her my fiercest expression EVER.
i literally GLARED at her. i looked SO SCARY, yOu knOW?! my eyes looked as angry and fierce as my grandma's when i accidentally spilt soup on her slippers.
nOPE, that was not a pleasant sight.
as i was vErY FiErCeLy glaring at jinhee, she looked like she was about to laugh.
okay but, how dare SHEEEEE?!!
'EXCUSE ME??!!! ARE YOU LAUGHING??'
i said very sternly once more. my voice sounded so scary, i almost felt sorry for talking to jinhee in that tone.
key word: ALMOST.
she didn't deserve my sympathy. how dare she make a joke out of this? I'M NOT A JOKEU GUY, yOu kNoW?!
jinhee then glanced at jungkook, before they BOTH started laughing.
wHaT tReAcHeRy iS tHiS??!!
'YAH! LOOK AT ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU!'
i say, pointing FIERCELY at jinhee.
yes, i will continue to KEEP ON SAYING THE WORD fierce. to emphasise on the fact that i am one not to be messed with, and that i'm a good, civilised parent.
'i'm sorry, jin. but you remind us too much of our discipline master. he said the exact same thing as you did and—HAHAHAH!'
jinhee didn't even finish her sentence, before her and jungkook started bursting in laughter, AGAIN.
oh. HARHAR. very funny!
i placed my hands on my hips STERNLY and FIERCELY, expressing how MAD i was.
mind you, I AM EXTREMELY SCARY WHEN I'M MAD.
E X T R E M E L Y.
i decided to drop this matter as i'm a mature, forgivable, kind being who would not pursue matters further, unless it is ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.
i just cannot emphasise enough how responsible i am. i haven't been with these 6 imbeciles for 2 years, and they can't even take care of themselves properly! they are an absolute mess! that is why, i play such an important part in their lives.
not only did they become more ragged rats over these 2 years, they brought another doofus with them, and she sure as hell ain't making my life anymore easier. i would have to pull her to a side later on for a time-out.
mind you, don't you dare laugh.
I MEAN WHAT I SAY.
anyways, the point is, i'm a really sTeRn parent and i've got what it takes to discipline my KIDS. i have full control over what they do and i ensure that they do not become imbeciles of the society.
'JIMIN! YOU PUT THE SOUP IN THE POT, NOT THE FUCKING FRYING PAN! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.'
i heard jungkook suddenly shout, making me almost drop my croissant i made this morning.
'OH MY GOD, STOP! I COULD'VE DROPPED MY CROISSANT!'
i yelled, as i held my croissant on my paper plate in place.
'IT'S NOT MY FUCKING FAULT! look at this dumb fuck right here, i wanted to make FUCKING PANCAKES, but he poured the soup all over the frying pan.'
jungkook ranted, glaring hardly at jimin.
well, DEFINITELY NOT AS FIERCE AS MY GLARE!
upon hearing that, i turned towards jimin and placed my hands on my hips again, as i used the Jin's Deadly Glare again.
'PARK JIMIN! is your head full of grass or something? can't you see that there's a pot over there to put your soup in?'
i chided, opening my eyes as big as i could. i sure as hell LOOKED SCARY.
'this motherfucker's opening his eyes so fucking wide that it's going to roll out of his eye sockets any moment. i would be happy to step on them.'
i heard yoongi remark casually, while he was frying his STUPID BACONS on the frying pan I BROUGHT FROM HOME!
'DID YOU JUST CURSE?!'
i yelled, as i immediately started looking around for my slippers.
what? i bring my slippers wherever i go. it's something my grandma thought me. she said it's a LIFE LESSON, as well as a defence and attacking mechanism.
now i know why she said that! see, listen to your grandparents.
i reached for my slipper as i began hitting yoongi's head with it.
well, i tried to. but his stupid BEANIE was in the way!
'yoongi, as your hyung, i order you to take off your beanie so i can hit your head with my slippers.'
i said to yoongi, who was flashing me an EXTREMELY VULGAR AND CRUDE GESTURE.
THE AUDACITY!
how barbaric can someone get?
he flashed me that unholy finger as i screamed and began hitting that finger with my slippers.
'you fucking motherfucker, how bout you take your slippers and shove it up your ass. oh? you don't have one? that's a shame.'
yoongi said, as he pushed me away from him.
HOW DARE HE?
THAT IS THE LAST STRAW!
i had almost forgotten how rude this child can get! he is extremely rebellious, rude, unrespectful, and full of himself!
but no worries, everyone.
kim seokjin has got it ALL COVERED!
'THAT'S IT, MIN YOONGI! YOU'RE ON A TIME-OUT! NO BACON FOR YOU! GO TO THE CORNER OVER THERE, AND FACE THE WALL!'
i ordered, pointing to the opposite corner from when we were sitting.
yoongi was about to say something, probably an apology because he finally learnt his mistake, after all my parenting skills are on point, when namjoon suddenly said:
'um guys? i think i accidentally broke the fire switch.'
nope, no worries everyone.
Kim Seokjin has got this.
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{ jinhee's pov }
okay this whole breakfast meal was just one chaotic fuck.
jin was busy tutoring literally all 7 of us each about every single small thing we did wrong.
namjoon broke the fire switch. and luckily we had two mini stoves, and we still had one left. but this just wasted time as we had to take turns and jungkook and yoongi were literally on the brink of murdering each other over the mini stove as one wanted to make pancakes and the other had to fry his bacons.
hoseok was laughing so hard at a dad joke jin made, and he was coincidentally holding an egg that he accidentally poked his finger into that egg and it spilt all over him.
taehyung was trying to fix the fire switch that namjoon broke but that stupid ass decided to fix it while standing up and he lost grip of it and it fell. don't ask, it fucking broke in half. way to go, sherlock.
and i—nevermind.
so yes, basically we are a MESS.
also, just in case any was curious, this was our seating arrangement:
i decided to stand up and stretch for a while as i had been sitting down for a pretty long time.
as i was about to stand up, i accidentally stepped on taehyung, causing him to flinch in surprise. he looked at me and said, 'what the fuck?'
'OH NO! I STEPPED ON SHIT!'
i said sarcastically, faking a horrified expression.
jungkook and jimin bursted out into a hysterical laugher. jungkook started hitting yoongi who was beside him and yoongi responded with a 'i'll fucking break your fingers if you touch me one more time.'
jin placed his arms on his hips AGAIN as i could already foresee what was coming.
'JINHEE! HOW COULD YOU BE SO RUDE TO TAEHYUNGIE? APOLOGISE NOW!'
jin chided, widening his eyes once more.
i groaned.
'jin, i will apologise when you return to me the amount of fucks you thought i give.'
jin was about to give me a piece of his mind when namjoon intervened.
'OKAY GUYS! haha...this breakfast isn't as peaceful as i planned it in my head...so, let's finish up and head to the mall?'
namjoon awkwardly laughed and rubbed his neck, feeling embarrassed.
'namjoon, please. you couldn't have possibly thought it would be peaceful when you decided to include your clumsy motherfucking ass in this, did you? not to mention, we have 6 other dumb fucks here who have a combined IQ of negative infinity.'
yoongi said, as he picked up he sipped his styrofoam cup of tea.
'be careful not to burn that spiteful tongue of yours!'
i said sarcastically, sticking my tongue at yoongi.
'shut your trap or i'll pour this all over your head and disfigure your damn face, not like it makes a difference anyway.'
he spit back, as he continued sipping his tea.
about 15 minutes passed, and all 8 of us have finished our meal.
more like finish cleaning up our mess.
'MALL TIME!
jungkook declared excitedly.
'clear all the trash first, kookie.'
yoongi said, making jungkook confused.
'what do you mean? i cleared everything already.'
'you forgot one last thing.'
'what?'
jungkook said, puzzled, as he looked around for any leftover trash.
'head to the bin yourself, and you'd know.'
yoongi responded, as he sipped his stupid tea again.
jungkook took a few moments to realise what yoongi meant, and squinted his eyes at him.
'fuck you, peasant.'
'excuse me? who are you lowlife to call me a peasant? peasant.'
yoongi shot back.
'i promise to god, which is myself, and since i don't swear so i PROMISE—you 7 imbeciles can't stop fighting! what are y'all? 6 year olds?'
jin started nagging AGAIN.
'OKAY GUYS! let's take these trash bags down and toss them in the bins! it's already 11am, we haven't got much time in the mall, especially if y'all want to go to the arcade.'
namjoon said, as he grabbed a trash bag and started making his way towards the door leading to the staircase, as others soon followed.
'WAIT GUYS!'
jimin suddenly shout, making me almost immediately divert my attention to him.
what? please don't look at me like that. i can't help it.
'what is it, jimin?'
hoseok asked, as all 7 of us turned towards him.
'we should take a picture! i mean, it has been ages since we last came here as a group, we should recreate the last picture we took here together!'
jimin said, smiling nervously, waiting for the others' responses.
yoongi rolled his eyes, as he was about to object when jungkook covered his mouth and cut him off:
'YEAH GREAT IDEA, JIMIN! GUYS, WHAT ARE YALL WAITING FOR? PUT DOWN THOSE TRASH BAGS AND LETS TAKE A PICTURE!'
jungkook yelled towards the others, as yoongi spit savagely at jungkook's hand, earning a disgusted scream from him.
the 7 of us then placed the trash bags onto the floor as we walked towards where jimin was pointing for us to take the picture.
'wait...but, who's taking the picture for us?'
namjoon suddenly realised, as he started looking around.
i shrugged.
'i can take it.'
jungkook turned his head towards me and started frowning, as namjoon quickly replied,
'are you sure, jinhee?'
'oh come on, quit babbling. someone pass me their phone and i can help take the picture.'
i said, as taehyung quickly took something out of his back.
well, wasn't that one familiar ass camera.
'here, use this. i will transfer it into my phone and send it to you guys later.'
he said, hesitantly passing me his mint camera.
'relax, i'm not namjoon.'
i said, reaching out my hands to receive the camera.
'YAH!'
namjoon pretended to be offended, as jungkook started laughing at namjoon.
'oh, and also, here.'
taehyung said to me, as he took out a polaroid picture from his wallet and handed it to me.
i took the polaroid as i took a closer look at it. it was a black and white picture of the 7 of them in the exact same rooftop, although they all looked a little younger.
aw. that's so cute.
i smiled slightly at the polaroid with taehyung's mint camera in my right hand as i raised my hand and said, 'okay guys, get into position! i will tell you guys where y'all should stand based on this picture over here.'
i said, showing the polaroid to them.
the 7 of them then stood at the corner where the sun could be seen rising very obviously. it was a beautiful sight.
'okay, namjoon, jin, and jimin. you guys are at the back.'
i said, not looking at them as i was looking at the polaroid.
'okay but, can someone tell me why the fuck was jimin at the back? jinhee, are you sure there's all 7 of us in that picture? i doubt jimin could be seen.'
jungkook said sarcastically, as he got a slap from jimin.
i ignored him and continued instructing them to their positions.
'taehyung and hobi you're in the second row. annnnd...'
i said as i took a glance at the polaroid again.
'jungkook and yoongi, you guys are squating at the front. also, do y'all wanna recreate the pose you guys did or what?'
i asked, shifting my eyes from the polaroid to them.
'OOOO YES YES YES!'
hobi said excitedly as i nodded and looked at the polaroid again.
'ok uh jin you were doing a flower cup pose—honestly don't know what was going on in your mind...'
i muttered the last part, as jin started doing a flower cup and acting cute.
'namjoon, you were poking your dimple—again, honestly don't know what was going on in your mind...'
i muttered the last part again, as i shook my head jokingly.
'jimin, you were doing a simple cheese sign.'
i said as jimin immediately posed a cheese sign making me smile.
'taehyung, you were doing a V sign but your palm was facing your face and your eye was in between your two fingers, like this.'
i said, as i demonstrated it to him.
'hobi you were hugging taehyung and pretending to...kiss him?'
i said as i brought the polaroid closer to my face to make sure i wasn't seeing things.
taehyung's eyes widened as he walked towards me and snatched the polaroid.
'HOBI!'
he yelled, narrowing his eyes at him.
'what? AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SORRY I LOVE MY FRIENDS TOO MUCH?'
hobi said, smiling widely as yoongi faked a gag and said,
'mhm. and am i supposed to be sorry if i accidentally threw you off this roof right now?'
'HYUNG!'
hobi whined as he started doing an angry aegyo.
'can hoseok not do that?'
taehyung groaned as he went back to his position.
'nope.'
i said simply as i continued with the last two.
'junkcock...you were doing a gangsta sign, with both hands crossed. jeez, you were such a cringey 16 year old.'
i said, not bothering to mutter to last part.
'fuck you, i was a cool little swagger okay.'
i ignored him as i moved on the yoongi.
'and lastly, yoongi...didn't really have much expression but just act like you want to kill someone, i mean that's how you look like here.'
i said, as i looked back to the polaroid.
'that wouldn't be a problem, would it? with this motherfucker right beside me, and that overly-cheerful little doofus behind me.'
he remarked, as hobi started smiling even more.
'OKAY HOLD YOUR POSITIONS, GUYS!'
i said lastly, before bringing taehyung's camera to my face.
i was about to click the button when taehyung shouted,
'jinhee, you're holding it upside down.'
'oh.'
i said stupidly, as i looked at the camera and realised it was upside down. i quickly flipped it and got into position again.
'jesus, did someone forget to feed this animal brain cells this morning?'
yoongi savagely remarked, pointing to me.
refusing to stoop to his level, i ignored him as i snapped a picture.
upon hearing that 'click!' sound, the 7 of them dropped their poses as they all rushed towards me.
'LET ME SEE LET ME SEE!'
'shut the fuck up hobi, i'm seeing it first.'
'BAD KOOKIE! what did i say about swearing?'
'if i could, i would toss that camera off the roof.'
'OOOOO NO I WANNA SEE IT!'
'guys can we take turns—'
'it's my camera, give it to me, jinhee.'
taehyung said lastly, as he grabbed the camera from me.
well it was his, so it makes sense.
i swear i saw taehyung smile for that one second after looking at that picture before he said, 'it's great guys, i'll send it to you guys later on.'
'CAN WE TAKE MORE PICTURES PLEEEEEEEAAAAASE? I WANNA TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOONGI HYUNG!'
hobi shouted out loud excitedly, earning a deadass glare from yoongi.
'sure, maybe jinhee can take a picture of me tossing you off the roof.'
yoongi savagely said once more, shrugging.
jeez, can you go one second without roasting someone?
'WAITWAITWAIT, TAEHYUNGIE LEMME SEE THE PICTURE!'
jimin said, as he jogged towards taehyung excitedly and took a look at the picture.
'WOOOOAAHHH! JINHEE CAN TAKE PICTURES!'
he said as he gave me a thumbs up. oh thank GOD i don't have the ability to blush.
'yea surprise surprise, i thought the only thing she knew how to take was her mental medication in the morning. but it seems like she forgotten that too.'
yoongi commented again.
'you're so full of shit, yoongi. you're probably the reason god created the middle finger.'
i snapped back, as jin immediately shouted, 'WHO CALLED ME?!'
'yea, for sure, you're the god of idiocy.'
yoongi said spitefully towards jin.
jin started doing his weirdass big-eye glare again, as he shook his head and dramatically closed his eyes.
'well, as my grandma ALWAYS said, it takes one to know one.'
jin said, mimicking a grandma's voice.
'DAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG YOONGS GOT ROASTED!'
jungkook said as he threw a gangsta sign at yoongi.
'alright, that's enough guys. let's take a few more pictures here and get moving.'
namjoon said, as almost everyone started asking me to take photos for them.
'JINHEE! HELP ME AND YOONGLES TAKE A PICTURE PLEEEEEAAASE!'
'no. jinhee, can you help me take a solo pic while i sit on the roof over there?'
'NO JINHEE HELP ME FIRST! i want to pose a mr worldwide handsome pose.'
'can you take a picture for me and taeeeee???'
'NO ME!'
'OKAY GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP!'
i yelled, and all of them immediately kept quiet, well except for jin.
'WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SWEARING—'
'jin, you can take you and your dad ass out of here. the door's right there.'
jungkook said, as he gestured towards the door.
i sighed.
'okay, everyone take turns. also, you guys can help take for one another too, to save time, you know?'
'yeah, but not the hobbit. he's too short and if he takes our picture, all we can see is probably our legs.'
jungkook mocked and pointed towards jimin, earning another smack from him.
'okay hurry up let's go.'
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— time skip to 20 minutes later —
'FOR FUCK'S SAKE, I SWEAR THIS IS THE LAST ONE! IM SO CLOSE TO DROPPING THIS CAMERA!'
i cursed, as my arms were getting all sore from taking a thousand pictures for those 7 idiots.
as i finished taking the picture for jin's solo pic, he quickly rushed towards me and grabbed his phone.
'NO NO NO, JINHEE-AH!'
he said, furrowing his eyebrows.
'THAT'S NOT THE WAY! i said i wanted it more left, jinhee-ah!'
he reprimanded, giving me his classic glare again.
'YAH! WHAT DO YOU MEAN MORE LEFT? MY SHOULDER'S ALREADY TOUCHING THE WALL! you think i can walk through walls or sumn?'
i said as a matter-of-factly.
'UGH YOU KNOW WHAT! can you take it in portrait mode, thank you.'
jin said casually as he went back to his position and started posing.
who does he think he is?
a fucking model?
'WHAT THE FUCK, JIN!'
i yelled angrily at him. this was the 11th time he has asked me to retake his picture.
'LAST ONE OKAY! I PROMISE!'
he said, gesturing me a pinkie finger.
'oh yeah? you have said that 5 fucking time already.'
i said, arching my eyebrows.
'HEY! NO SWEARING!'
he chided, as he placed his hands childishly on his hips.
'or fUcKing wHaT?!'
i said defiantly, before preparing to take the picture.
jin decided he'll deal with me later and starting posing again.
'3...2...1...'
click!
'THERE! HAPPY? well honestly i don't care if you're satisfied or not, i'm done taking pictures.'
i said, as i took my sling bag which i threw on the floor out of anger just now and walked away.
the 6 of them were already by the door waiting for both jin and i after they were done taking pictures.
as i walked towards the door, i saw yoongi squatting on the floor with his eyes closed.
okay, is he sleeping right now?
...while squatting?
what is he? a dog?
i decided to take out my phone and snap a picture of him. i'll send it to him later.
after that, the 8 of us started making our way down, as jimin held the door again.
as i walked past him, i was determined not to look at him otherwise my heart would actually jump out of my chest. but stupid park jimin just wouldn't keep quiet.
'THANKS FOR TAKING PICTURES FOR US, CHINGU!'
he said, smiling.
that smile.
that's illegal, i'm sorry.
i awkwardly smiled back as i nodded and walked past him.
each of us were taking a trash bag each. yes, that was how much trash we made.
everything was going well until namjoon suddenly yelled:
'GUYS! THERE'S A HOLE AT THE BOTTOM OF MY TRASH BAG!'
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author's note—
ot7 together = a total chaotic mess💀
HAPPY 30 CHAPTERS 🤘🏻
how did you guys find jin's pov? i laughed so hard writing that part lmaooo🤭 should i do more of his pov?
sorry for the long-winded and boring ish chapter, i'm excited for the next chapter tho ;)
thanks for reading! &&voted are very much appreciated