(this is an au where the yttd gang has a group chat... don't question this it's 2 am)
Sara: hey random question but do you ever just... crave milk?
Nao: like chocolate milk? strawberry milk? cuz i crave strawberry milk a lot
Sara: nah just milk
Alice: one or two percent
Sara: one
Reko: WHO THE FUCK CRAVES PLAIN MILK
Sara: me, bitch
Joe: she had 2 gallons of milk once in a span of an hour
Kanna: i think milk is fine
Sara: i respect that
Nao: that's strange
Reko: again, who the FUCK craves plain milk that is disgusting literally just add some cinnamon or something
Alice: i thought i knew you, Reko... i guess you're not who i thought 😔✊
Reko: oh my god shut up
Joe: shes drinking more plain milk
Sara: this is just to spite you, my milk addiction will not stop
Sou: n̸̯̣̽̔e̶̠͊ẅ̷͕́̎ ̶̣̤̋c̸̦̎r̷̤̍͜i̶̛̥̹s̷̞͍̐͘p̵̩̈͒͜y̶̥͘ ̷̤͐͆p̴̖̝̄ŗ̴̜̂e̵̛̠̿t̸̢̩̎̕z̵̬͖͊é̶͚l̷͖̈͜ ̴̝̓̿c̸̮̮͠h̶͖̙͑̈ỉ̶̪ċ̸̻̝͑k̵̙͑e̴̝̚n̴̟̈́͑ ̵͕͙̈́f̵̺̹̊̽r̶̢̝̔ì̴͎é̸͓̳͛s̴̫̹͐͛ ̸̰̓a̵̡̺͝t̶̺̔ ̷̭͕̆͛b̵̪̠̐̀ú̴͚ͅŕ̸̜g̷͔͎͆e̵̝̎̇ȓ̷̫̎ͅ ̶̫̽k̷̲̮͗͘í̵͇̻n̴͙̏ḡ̴͎̂ ̸̨͓̾c̴̦̋ŗ̴́i̴̱͊̐s̸̠̠̿p̶͈̱͌̐y̷̘̭̽̈ ̶͙̼͛͝c̸͕̓̅r̷͔͓̋u̷͓͗̃ṋ̸͂c̸̢͌ḣ̵ͅy̶͉͈͊̓ ̵̨̲̿́p̷̯̪͐̀r̶̪̣͊ȩ̶̌t̶̗̖̐͋z̴̲̃̌e̶͕̤͌͘ľ̷̮̅ ̸̮̉ǫ̴̤̎u̴̻̇t̶͕̥̒s̶̙̑̀i̶͕̬͠d̴͕̍ę̷̉ ̴̲̋̌t̵͔͘e̴̩̹̋n̶̡̪͛d̸̹̯͝e̶̛͈͊r̶̘̆ ̸̱̈́̕j̵̧͇͆ȗ̶͓̏ĩ̵̛̠c̴̭̒͛͜y̸͕̌̉ ̴͎̰͝w̸̦̣͑̇ẖ̴̐i̷̩̇͘t̴̹͠e̶̤̺̚ ̶̛̘̫̕m̵̈́ͅe̵̙͘ä̴͕́t̷͍́ ̶̋͜c̸̙̽͜h̸̿̀͜ḯ̶̢̖c̷͕̚̕k̷͍̕e̷͉͑̾ń̴̥͉̅ ̸̢̰̈ḯ̸̩̣̚n̸̼̱͗͠s̸̪̣̀̋ĩ̸͓d̶̖̃͗ĕ̶͖ ̴̞͘̕n̶̦̍̈́e̶̹͌̚ẅ̶̱́ ̴͚̰̈́͌c̵͎͆r̶̮̉ĩ̷̛͈̗s̴̛͎p̴̧̦̂̾y̸̛͍̤ ̵̕ͅp̵̗̑r̷̾̌ͅȇ̸̱ẗ̷̯̀z̶̻͘e̶͕̯̍l̸̡̘̃ ̴̳̀̊c̷̗͒h̵̼͛í̴̫c̸̛͙̳k̸̨̾̋e̴̗̚n̸̩̓ ̴̠̾̐f̸̠̮͆r̸͙͙̐ǐ̶͝ͅͅé̶͓̗s̵̢͍̊ ̶̼͉͛o̶̳̠͋͝r̷̮̣͊ ̶̤̟͒̊t̴̮̊r̶̜͒̿͜y̴̜̕ͅ ̴͇͓̈͛o̶̫͂r̶̭̎i̴̛͇̖g̵̛̘̈i̵͔̹͆̊n̸̜̘̾̅ȧ̵͓̮̚l̸̢̺̐ ̸̳͚̿̀c̷̻͒͛ĥ̴͓͔͌i̶̳͂̅c̸͔͖̋k̸̰̞̓̕e̷̯̚n̴̡̂̀ ̴̺̏f̷͖͕̒̃r̵͈̊͊i̸̹͒͂ȇ̴̪̳͝s̶̜̐͝ ̸̺̃͌o̵̲̒̍n̵̟͖̉͌l̵̖͗̈ý̶̨͚̎ ̵́͜ă̴̛̖ť̸͇̒ ̸͔͌̂b̴̤̭̆ù̴̧r̷̝̂̕g̸͕̑̈ẹ̸̦̃r̴̰͙͐ ̵͉͊̅k̸͓͆̾ĩ̸̭͎͘n̵͍̼̓̍g̶̯̈́
Joe: what
Sara: what
Nao: what
Reko: what
Sou: help
Alice: anyways reko why are you so against milk
Reko: hhhhhh
Reko: plain milk is DISGUSTING i support any sort of chocolate, strawberry, or even banana milk but PLAIN MILK??? i cant even understand why anyone would drink plain milk on their own will except in cereal
Nao: yeah i agree
Sara: you're just uncultured, you may disrespect my milk but i'm the one with stronger bones
Joe: sara you couldn't even beat up ryoko if you tried
Sara: you don't know that
Gin: hey guess what, woof
Sara: oh hi gin
Sara: what?
Gin: 🥛🥛🥛
Sara: Y E S
Nao: N O O O O O O
Reko: WHY WOULD THEY EVER MAKE A MILK EMOJI THATS HORRIBLE
Keiji: j o i n t h e m i l k c u l t
-the chat had been deleted by Reko Yabusame-
(so uh... yeah this happened in real life... my s/o and their two friends both hate milk and i'm literally addicted to it)