orlin ran as fast as he could through the sewage tunnels, with his half-eaten crab leg flopping against his leg with every step. "Ow this hurts like a mf" he says.
Orlin stops running to catch his breath
"haahaaahaaaaa'' a low growl comes from behind orlin
He turns around to see none other than the sopping wet, sewage covered zombie mukbanger- nickicado avacado
"Omg nick!! You're alive?? I thought i killed your ugly ass back over there when you ate half of my weiner!" Orlin shouted in horror
"well you obviously DIDNT dumbass" nick spat out
"okay fuck,,, gotta blast ig" orlin said, as he started running again, but to his dismay, he ran straight into the wall and blacked out.
"Now i can finish eating your juicy crab leg" nick giggled in a high pitched loud terrible voice, as he dragged his hubby orlin back to his jar of cheese
Nick poured his creamy cheese sauce on his husband and proceeded to eat him.
"Yummy yummy absolutely delicious. I loooove cheese" nick said, satisfied.
"But do you know what i love more, now that im a zombie?" He waited for a response, thought he remembered he was alone "ah fuck im alone lol, uhhhh BRAINS! Thats what i love."
He cracked his husbands head like a crab leg and slurped his brains out.
But not before pouring his cheese sauce on it.
"Now this is fine dining." He said as he licked his fingers
The end