summary:
pick up lines gone too far
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" is your name ariel? because we were mermaid for each other!" ruel laughed, while we were messing around in the room.
" do you have a bandaid? cause i hurt my knee falling for you" i glared.
" you must be a keyboard, because your my type." he opened up a bag of cheetos
" did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" i smiled, grabbing one.
" save a horse, ride a cowboy" he smiled, obviously making me weirded out.
" ew what the fuck ruel" i said, slapping his shoulder.
" if i flip a coin, what are the chances of getting head?" ruel said, trying go make me back out.
y/n= bold
ruel= normal
" i lost my virginity, can i have yours?"
" do you run track? cause i know you relay want this dick"
" i love every bone in my body, especially yours"
" let's play a game, i'll be the trampoline and you can bounce on me"
" tell me your name so i know what to scream at night"
" are you my new boss? cause damn your giving me a raise"
" so should i bring a pineapple for tonight?"
ruel blushed, stuttering as he's out of lines.
" fuck" he said, chuckling as he ran his fingers though his blonde locks.
" that was cute that you thought you could beat me bub" i smiled, going into my phone to stalk my celebrity crush.
" timothèe chalamet is too hot for this world" i swooned, pretending to fan myself.
" um excuse me but who is this boy that isn't me and you said was hot" said ruel, trying to grab my phone to see.
" ew he's ugly" the blonde boy exclaimed, " i'm way better than that"
" ya know, i love boys with curly hair" i laughed, trying to get a reaction from him.
" hm go find yourself another boyfriend with curls then." he glared, lying on the bed not facing towards me.
" i'm joking ruel" i whined, letting my hands flow through his hair.
he whined and pushed me off his shoulder, covering himself with the covers.
" aw baby i'm sorry" i said, taking off the covers. he finally turned over after a few minutes of silence.
i wrapped my arms around his neck, while playing with his hair still.
" i love you"
" i love you too angel" he said, giving me a soft smile.
" you're too cute" i smiled.
" i know" he smirked.
" of course you do"